Don't get up.

[livefortoday]

Putzing around LJ, I was taking a look at Maria's userinfo, and noticed she put some "Googleisms" in it. So I "Googleism"-ed myself. And this came up.

elle is the best
elle is hot
elle is it in your mind?
elle is belle
elle is een van de zeldzame titels met echt internationale allure
elle is daring
elle is too "fluffy" to fit in with east coast snobs and has to continually prove herself to fellow students and teachers
elle is committed to promoting fresh talent
elle is about to receive her wish
elle is an acronym for an elegant
elle is told not to go to law school because law school is for those who are "ugly
elle is probably the most elegant kindred female of paris
elle is exceedingly creative
elle is truly the queen of this haven
elle is smarter than she appears
elle is not told continually because the point is to describe
elle is not smart enough to survive harvard
elle is a student and sorority sister at cula
elle is that for most of her life she has bought into the beliefs based on people's stereotyping of her.
elle is currently on the spanish island of ibiza with her family where the paparazzi have turned out to see if they can catch a sight of her "bump"
elle is no longer a thin red headed mischievous imp who is constantly in trouble and always needing to be rescued
elle is such a little cutie
elle is no dumb blonde
elle is no different
elle is just not serious enough for him
elle is determined to prove she has got a brain
elle is good choice

I like this thing.