it's a miracle! she speaks!
ah im so totally back i prolly wont be leavin again till camp im so bored and i sound suspiciously like a man from screamin bloody murder on all the rollercoasters i went on at wild adventures i suppose i should mention yrbook camp and what a blast i had w/ heather n sam they are the kewlest alex p had a nose bleed and decided to leave a trail of it at eckerd college "must be the altitude" we also had this freak stalker named vince who for some reason when he told us his name we heard manifesto ya so he stared into our room all night long while killin him self slowly darn chain smoker i met a new furry friend named chuck got hollad at by football players and learned to do the peanut butter and jelly and the harlem shake i must say i didnt learn to do them well then i went to georgia and got to reminisce on the days when i was a hick and thought fun was climbin trees and beatin up boys ah those were the good ole days well ne who so i rode roller coasters all day thursday from 4 till 10 and was blessed with a massive headache and churnin stomach its been awhile but on friday when i returned i was fresh and ready and me n bridget went off to seduce us so country boys unfortunately all we found we like these freaky ghettofied boys who were like pretendin to pimp it was hilarious ya so ne ways i bout beat the tar out of this kid jesse cuz he wouldnt leave me alone and was like fondling me so i freaked out on him n was like whats your problem u must be messed up if you think im gonna let you treat me like a girl who has no self respect and i just went crazy and like the whole church van got silent then lauren aka salisha got in on it and we had ourselves a good old time needless to say jesse moved on lol ya so then saturday i sat at home on my butt yes and today i went to church and sat some more oh those wonderful summer days yes so tomorrow will probably be spent in the exact manner with maybe some cleanin in between woohoo life is good! lol maybe i should just become a pathological liar so ill actually have somethin to talk about! lol perhaps if christine or jaz was actually online i could once again have a life! whered you guys go!?
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