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best pickup line ever-"my mom had to get a restraining order against my dad. what for? he has some emotional problems. (in exited tone) oh i have those too what kind of emotional problems does your dad have?"
PURE GOLD.
haha. me and maryann are watching Donny Darko haha its great.
"Donny Darko what the hell kind of name is that? it sounds like some super hero or something. what makes you think i'm not?"
then earlier we were watching simpsons. haha best episode ever.
"The leprachauns tells me to burn things." (marge puts hand on ralf's shoulder.) "Help me shes touching my private area." "it tastes like purple."
haha man yeah we're having too much fun and now shes like hyperventalating. hey we're crazy together even without beer bongs and daquaris hahahaha. later we're going to watch finding nemo since i've never seen it. movie night rocks.
PURE GOLD.
haha. me and maryann are watching Donny Darko haha its great.
"Donny Darko what the hell kind of name is that? it sounds like some super hero or something. what makes you think i'm not?"
then earlier we were watching simpsons. haha best episode ever.
"The leprachauns tells me to burn things." (marge puts hand on ralf's shoulder.) "Help me shes touching my private area." "it tastes like purple."
haha man yeah we're having too much fun and now shes like hyperventalating. hey we're crazy together even without beer bongs and daquaris hahahaha. later we're going to watch finding nemo since i've never seen it. movie night rocks.