If squirrels could write....
Dear Reckless Drivers of Hamilton,
As of late you have been hitting and thus causing the death of many of our family members and friends. Please do us all a favour and fuck off!
Sincerely,
The Squirrel Population of Hamilton
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If squirrels could write I'm sure that is something along the lines of the things they would be writing to all those jackasses who keep hitting them. I've being seeing a lot of dead squirrels lately and its not a pretty sight. So please if you are driving or with someone driving please be on the lookout...
Your friendly neighbourhood squirrel representative,
Nate
As of late you have been hitting and thus causing the death of many of our family members and friends. Please do us all a favour and fuck off!
Sincerely,
The Squirrel Population of Hamilton
..................................................................................................
If squirrels could write I'm sure that is something along the lines of the things they would be writing to all those jackasses who keep hitting them. I've being seeing a lot of dead squirrels lately and its not a pretty sight. So please if you are driving or with someone driving please be on the lookout...
Your friendly neighbourhood squirrel representative,
Nate