Aug 20, 2005 12:25
Well.
I had a lovely birthday...full of chicken droppings, the historically significant elephant, and some strange woman yelling at a duck. Oh yes, and nectar. Precious nectar. Who could ask for more?
Let's see...I wrote a song about a purple elephant named Charlie the other day. Perhaps it can be recorded on The Rusty Springs single that's coming out soon. Along with the marvelous piece about the evils of saturated fat, which Kiley has written based on real life experiences. This is going to be the coolest CD ever.
Oh yeah. It has been discovered that Silly's is no longer the reuben capital of the world. This terrifying news has had the nation in an uproar.
Ick, I'm tired of typing. I'm going to go mow the lawn or something.
If you're going to the Balloon Festival tonight, come visit me and I'll sell you an onion.