You WIN!?!? *ding ding ding*
anonymous
July 6 2005, 21:30:22 UTC
Your a winner!!!! Youve been entered into a never ending drawing to be selected out of three billion people to possibly and invariably go to Chad!!!!! Wheres chad? Located in the peacful setting of the middle of freaking africa, chad is a beautiful land locked country complete with 12th century porta potties, insect infested hotels and lots of AIDS!!! AIDS!!! AIDS AIDS AIDS!!!! One of the main attractions of chad is the nonstop fireworks of the nato forces slowly reducing the already demolished country to nothingness!!!....I found an ardvark in chad...it had purple bloomers and was tap dancing to the thong song. I hope you enjoi chad as much as i did and be sure to visit the nickle plated ring ding factory.
On a completely unrelated plane of conversation....i was wondering if you had a canoe i could borrow...ive lost mine and its very hard to swim to neptune. ALso if i could possibly ask you to lend me some 1930's hair gel it would be greatly appreciated. O and if youd like to join me you are more then welcome to but if you do chose to please dont forget to feed nerbil...he doesnt like apples so be sure to peel the bulldog or he will be certain to acertate the forthcomingness of the anvil...thanks!!!!
well, if you MUST know, that happens to be my pet ardvark, and you had no right to teach it how to tapdance. therefore, i dont think i will be allowing you to borrow my canoe...you can fashion one out of birch bark if you must paddle all the way to neptune. and i definitely think you need to reassess your moral outlook on hair gel. it was more commonly used in the 40's.
Wheres chad? Located in the peacful setting of the middle of freaking africa, chad is a beautiful land locked country complete with 12th century porta potties, insect infested hotels and lots of AIDS!!! AIDS!!! AIDS AIDS AIDS!!!! One of the main attractions of chad is the nonstop fireworks of the nato forces slowly reducing the already demolished country to nothingness!!!....I found an ardvark in chad...it had purple bloomers and was tap dancing to the thong song. I hope you enjoi chad as much as i did and be sure to visit the nickle plated ring ding factory.
On a completely unrelated plane of conversation....i was wondering if you had a canoe i could borrow...ive lost mine and its very hard to swim to neptune. ALso if i could possibly ask you to lend me some 1930's hair gel it would be greatly appreciated.
O and if youd like to join me you are more then welcome to but if you do chose to please dont forget to feed nerbil...he doesnt like apples so be sure to peel the bulldog or he will be certain to acertate the forthcomingness of the anvil...thanks!!!!
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