The Simple Pleasures in Life (Special Edition)
This is the Special Edition of The Simple Pleasures in Life.
It's all about living off campus next year and the small pleasures we will gain from not living in the shitty dorms.
1. Not having to count $1.50 for a load of laundry and then carrying it up and down five flights of stairs.
2. Year long supply of Soy Milk
3. STORAGE STORAGE STORAGE STORAGE STORAGE
4. Being able to take a shower without shower shoes
5. Being able to just take a bath.
6. Being able to wash your sheets whenever you feel like
7. Not having crappy linoleum floors
8. An air conditioning that actually works
9. More than two towels every two weeks
10. Did I mention Storage
11. A full size fridge that doesn't freeze and unfreeze in cycles so you don't get freezer burn on your vegetables while having melted ice cream all at the same time
12. House Parties
13. Freakin peer to peer sharing on your internet
14. More than three electrical outlet to share amongst two people's belonging
15. The privacy of your own room
16. Having your own garden
17. No more crappy mystery foam beds
18. No longer having to use toilet seat covers
19. No longer having to go into the bathroom and having it smell literally of shit ALL weekend (It's a feces fiesta that I don't feel like attending)
20. No more dining hall food
21. Being able to eat when you want and not restricted to 10:30 or later on the weekends
22. Being able to light candles without having to worry about getting caught by your RA.
It's all about living off campus next year and the small pleasures we will gain from not living in the shitty dorms.
1. Not having to count $1.50 for a load of laundry and then carrying it up and down five flights of stairs.
2. Year long supply of Soy Milk
3. STORAGE STORAGE STORAGE STORAGE STORAGE
4. Being able to take a shower without shower shoes
5. Being able to just take a bath.
6. Being able to wash your sheets whenever you feel like
7. Not having crappy linoleum floors
8. An air conditioning that actually works
9. More than two towels every two weeks
10. Did I mention Storage
11. A full size fridge that doesn't freeze and unfreeze in cycles so you don't get freezer burn on your vegetables while having melted ice cream all at the same time
12. House Parties
13. Freakin peer to peer sharing on your internet
14. More than three electrical outlet to share amongst two people's belonging
15. The privacy of your own room
16. Having your own garden
17. No more crappy mystery foam beds
18. No longer having to use toilet seat covers
19. No longer having to go into the bathroom and having it smell literally of shit ALL weekend (It's a feces fiesta that I don't feel like attending)
20. No more dining hall food
21. Being able to eat when you want and not restricted to 10:30 or later on the weekends
22. Being able to light candles without having to worry about getting caught by your RA.