BEST WEEKEND EVAR.
*Note: a few names were changed to protect the not-so-innocent.
Okay, so a few days ago I went to a fair, and had fun. :O Le gasp! Fun, at a fair?! NEVER. Anyway, I was there for a while, and rode a few of the rides, and I met up with Mika and AJ a little while later. It was getting so hot that we decided to head back to my place and chill in my mom's air conditioned room. So we did. And the conversation was interesting to say the least. We basically only talked about S-E-X and were giggling for half of it. Mika -- being a 16-year old mother -- has some experience, whereas AJ and I, well, we aren't innocent by any stretch, but we haven't had sex. Anyway, we were playing around, giggling, having fun in a strange way, (dogpiles were involved, and I was always on bottom =O ) then Jeremy came in, (Oh yeah, he just got back from camp, by the way,) and proceeded to top the dogpile, and hump Mika -- who was previously on top -- into oblivion. (EDIT: He did this after she stated that she wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress.) She screeched, rolled out of the dogpile, and Jeremy continued his sexual movements on AJ's ass. AJ freaked out, and tried to beat Jeremy up, to no avail. (It is quite difficult to beat someone up when they are on your back.) AJ finally got Jeremy off of him, and threw him onto the floor. This is where the really disgusting thing happened, (at least, for Jeremy and I). Jeremy, while on the floor, spotted something peeking out from between the mattress and box spring. Oh yes, I'm sure you all are catching on... Jeremy pulled them out, not quite realizing what they were yet, and started to put them on top of the bed, where AJ, Mika and I were. He asked what they were, and after a few seconds of inspection, all three of us gasped, shuddered and screeched. Well, not only was it a 'toy' but it was a full set of BED STRAPS. Jeremy and I were horrified. We weren't grossed out by the fact that my mom and her boyfriend were into that sort of thing, but we were grossed out by the fact that, EW, MOM AND BILL HAVE SEX!!! D: Jeremy decided it would be fun to throw them at me and run full speed out of the room, which was the only reason he survived such a daring stunt. Anyway, after freaking out about that, one of us found some Berry-flavored massage lotion. Jeremy put some on Mika and licked it off of her. (What a pervert, by the way, Jeremy is my 14 year old brother.) and claimed, quite astonishedly, that it tasted really good! So AJ decided to grab it from him, pull my shirt on my back up, squeeze some on me, and lick it off. I barely had enough time to fight back. He claimed it tasted good and took some more licks, (I had given up at this point, don't ask why, I still don't know,) and Jeremy continued to lick Mika's back. (I guess she had given up too.) Mika, being the strange girl she is, decided to try it too, so she licked it off of my back. I didn't bother tasting it. Oh, at one point, Mika lifted up the shirt on my belly, and nipped my hip. Like, really sexy-like. She obviously pleased the lesbian-loving boys, but I was freaking out. I told her never to do that again, or else I might start getting confused feelings about the female gender. xD Seriously, it was sexy, and I was almost scared. XD Also, during another dogpile, (which usually went me on bottom, AJ on me, Mika on AJ, and sometimes Jeremy on Mika. Jordan would occasionally join, and if Jeremy was involved too, he'd be on Mika, and under Jeremy. Otherwise, he'd be on top.) Jeremy decided to hump Mika again, who rolled out once more, and Jeremy humped AJ's butt again. This time though, he did it just right that AJ's pelvis was being thumped against mine. We both realized what reaction this was causing in both of us, so he threw Jeremy off. It was, crazy. These feelings of course, led to badness at the end of the day. Shame on us. >.< Worst part, Mika waked in on us. SUPER EMBARRASSING. Especially since she has a crush on AJ.
So AJ and Mika went home, and I did nothing to memory until I went to sleep.
Next day, at 8AM, AJ came to my place, and woke me up and took me to a Country concert. Poets and Pirates or something... I don't know, but the main event was Kenny Chesney, but AJ was going for Keith Urban. Anyway, I'm not a Country fan, but AJ couldn't find anyone to go with, and after what had happened the previous day, I decided to be his date. So we got there at about 10AM, and we tailgated with AJ's uncle and his fiancé. I have never seen a larger group of stupid people in my life. The collective IQ of the group must have only been enough to figure out how to open a beer bottle. Of course, when said drink was consumed, the collective IQ wasn't enough to help them figure out where a trash can was. Mostly it was boring, I've never been the type who would like tailgating, but there were exciting moments. Like, watching people play Beer Pong, a game where you try to throw a PingPong ball into cups of beer, and when you do, the opponent has to drink the beer in the cup. There were also other games, but the most fun came from watching drunk people playing them. At one point, (and of course, AJ and I missed it,) a drunk guy decided to jump up onto his windshield, and his leg crashed through it. There was a huge hole in the windshield where he went through, and he was carted off in an ambulance. AJ and I took pictures of the windshield and the puddle of blood on it. Twas gross/funny. The lines for the portapotty were HUGE, and there was no toilet paper. By the end of the day, the potapotties were actually FULL. Seriously, they were almost overflowing, and you couldn't pee in them without that blue liquid, (and God only knows what else) pouring out. Anyway, AJ and I eventually went to the concert when it started, and walked around a lot when it was too hot to sit in the sun. We walked around, arm in arm and acted like a normal couple. We witnessed a drunk couple stealing one of the banners. It was kinda funny, they were destroying the thing while trying to get it off of the bars. There were a few artists before Keith Urban, one was something-Allan, and the other was Leann-something. They were okay, but I didn't care about them. Then there was another guy who I can't remember his name at all, but he was pretty cool. His music was more 80's rock, but he was fun to listen to. He sang songs like "I can't drive 55" and that song "You have to fight for you right to party." He was fun, and then it was Keith Urban! :D As soon as Keith came on stage, AJ started getting really excited, and had wide eyes and everything. XD Adorable little fanboy. Anyway, Keith played and we LOVED it. After a while, AJ and I started dancing, (Yes, you heard me, DANCING. O__O) It was almost like a more causal, maybe more romantic waltz position. It was so fun. We sang along and danced and generally had copious amounts of fun. I seriously enjoyed dancing with him. Normally, I would be mortified to be dancing, as you all know, I'm so white, that I can't even dance in my dreams. But, I figured I didn't know anybody there, and everyone was drunk anyway. Keith was very cute, I must admit. I totally understand AJ's man-crush on him. He looked so extremely happy performing on stage for us, like, beyond happy. I honestly can't describe how happy he looked up there, but it was ADORABLE. After he finished playing, AJ got up on his seat and started chanting, "CONGRATULATIONS KEITH! CONGRATULATIONS KEITH!" and nobody caught on. xD; The reason AJ did this, is because under a month ago, Keith became a father. <33 He and his wife make an adorable couple. x3 Anyway, AJ and I were very tired, and were too pooped to stay for Kenny Chesney, so we left then. On the walk back to the truck, the ground was so littered with trash, I could not believe my eyes. I had honestly never seen any place so dirty and trashed in my life. It was beyond gross. I was afraid we'd puncture a tire trying to get out. xD AJ's uncle dropped us off at AJ's place at 11:30PM, and I got home at about midnight. AJ came into my house and helped me quickly put something on my computer. Stupidity ensued, but not for long, he had to leave before he angered the gods mom.
I can say with a high level of certainty that this was among the best days of AJ's life. It definitely was a great day for me too.
This was an awesome weekend.
EDIT: AJ and I also got to see the Pats practice off in the distance. It was awesome. :D
P.S. My mom claimed that the bed straps were a gag gift from a couple that she and Bill are friends with. Likely story.
**Random thing that has nothing to do with this post... I just need a place to keep it**
Possible Meme questions:
Draw a "It's not what it looks like" scene
Draw an awkward situation
Draw your fav pairing as hardcore as you can without blushing.
Okay, so a few days ago I went to a fair, and had fun. :O Le gasp! Fun, at a fair?! NEVER. Anyway, I was there for a while, and rode a few of the rides, and I met up with Mika and AJ a little while later. It was getting so hot that we decided to head back to my place and chill in my mom's air conditioned room. So we did. And the conversation was interesting to say the least. We basically only talked about S-E-X and were giggling for half of it. Mika -- being a 16-year old mother -- has some experience, whereas AJ and I, well, we aren't innocent by any stretch, but we haven't had sex. Anyway, we were playing around, giggling, having fun in a strange way, (dogpiles were involved, and I was always on bottom =O ) then Jeremy came in, (Oh yeah, he just got back from camp, by the way,) and proceeded to top the dogpile, and hump Mika -- who was previously on top -- into oblivion. (EDIT: He did this after she stated that she wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress.) She screeched, rolled out of the dogpile, and Jeremy continued his sexual movements on AJ's ass. AJ freaked out, and tried to beat Jeremy up, to no avail. (It is quite difficult to beat someone up when they are on your back.) AJ finally got Jeremy off of him, and threw him onto the floor. This is where the really disgusting thing happened, (at least, for Jeremy and I). Jeremy, while on the floor, spotted something peeking out from between the mattress and box spring. Oh yes, I'm sure you all are catching on... Jeremy pulled them out, not quite realizing what they were yet, and started to put them on top of the bed, where AJ, Mika and I were. He asked what they were, and after a few seconds of inspection, all three of us gasped, shuddered and screeched. Well, not only was it a 'toy' but it was a full set of BED STRAPS. Jeremy and I were horrified. We weren't grossed out by the fact that my mom and her boyfriend were into that sort of thing, but we were grossed out by the fact that, EW, MOM AND BILL HAVE SEX!!! D: Jeremy decided it would be fun to throw them at me and run full speed out of the room, which was the only reason he survived such a daring stunt. Anyway, after freaking out about that, one of us found some Berry-flavored massage lotion. Jeremy put some on Mika and licked it off of her. (What a pervert, by the way, Jeremy is my 14 year old brother.) and claimed, quite astonishedly, that it tasted really good! So AJ decided to grab it from him, pull my shirt on my back up, squeeze some on me, and lick it off. I barely had enough time to fight back. He claimed it tasted good and took some more licks, (I had given up at this point, don't ask why, I still don't know,) and Jeremy continued to lick Mika's back. (I guess she had given up too.) Mika, being the strange girl she is, decided to try it too, so she licked it off of my back. I didn't bother tasting it. Oh, at one point, Mika lifted up the shirt on my belly, and nipped my hip. Like, really sexy-like. She obviously pleased the lesbian-loving boys, but I was freaking out. I told her never to do that again, or else I might start getting confused feelings about the female gender. xD Seriously, it was sexy, and I was almost scared. XD Also, during another dogpile, (which usually went me on bottom, AJ on me, Mika on AJ, and sometimes Jeremy on Mika. Jordan would occasionally join, and if Jeremy was involved too, he'd be on Mika, and under Jeremy. Otherwise, he'd be on top.) Jeremy decided to hump Mika again, who rolled out once more, and Jeremy humped AJ's butt again. This time though, he did it just right that AJ's pelvis was being thumped against mine. We both realized what reaction this was causing in both of us, so he threw Jeremy off. It was, crazy. These feelings of course, led to badness at the end of the day. Shame on us. >.< Worst part, Mika waked in on us. SUPER EMBARRASSING. Especially since she has a crush on AJ.
So AJ and Mika went home, and I did nothing to memory until I went to sleep.
Next day, at 8AM, AJ came to my place, and woke me up and took me to a Country concert. Poets and Pirates or something... I don't know, but the main event was Kenny Chesney, but AJ was going for Keith Urban. Anyway, I'm not a Country fan, but AJ couldn't find anyone to go with, and after what had happened the previous day, I decided to be his date. So we got there at about 10AM, and we tailgated with AJ's uncle and his fiancé. I have never seen a larger group of stupid people in my life. The collective IQ of the group must have only been enough to figure out how to open a beer bottle. Of course, when said drink was consumed, the collective IQ wasn't enough to help them figure out where a trash can was. Mostly it was boring, I've never been the type who would like tailgating, but there were exciting moments. Like, watching people play Beer Pong, a game where you try to throw a PingPong ball into cups of beer, and when you do, the opponent has to drink the beer in the cup. There were also other games, but the most fun came from watching drunk people playing them. At one point, (and of course, AJ and I missed it,) a drunk guy decided to jump up onto his windshield, and his leg crashed through it. There was a huge hole in the windshield where he went through, and he was carted off in an ambulance. AJ and I took pictures of the windshield and the puddle of blood on it. Twas gross/funny. The lines for the portapotty were HUGE, and there was no toilet paper. By the end of the day, the potapotties were actually FULL. Seriously, they were almost overflowing, and you couldn't pee in them without that blue liquid, (and God only knows what else) pouring out. Anyway, AJ and I eventually went to the concert when it started, and walked around a lot when it was too hot to sit in the sun. We walked around, arm in arm and acted like a normal couple. We witnessed a drunk couple stealing one of the banners. It was kinda funny, they were destroying the thing while trying to get it off of the bars. There were a few artists before Keith Urban, one was something-Allan, and the other was Leann-something. They were okay, but I didn't care about them. Then there was another guy who I can't remember his name at all, but he was pretty cool. His music was more 80's rock, but he was fun to listen to. He sang songs like "I can't drive 55" and that song "You have to fight for you right to party." He was fun, and then it was Keith Urban! :D As soon as Keith came on stage, AJ started getting really excited, and had wide eyes and everything. XD Adorable little fanboy. Anyway, Keith played and we LOVED it. After a while, AJ and I started dancing, (Yes, you heard me, DANCING. O__O) It was almost like a more causal, maybe more romantic waltz position. It was so fun. We sang along and danced and generally had copious amounts of fun. I seriously enjoyed dancing with him. Normally, I would be mortified to be dancing, as you all know, I'm so white, that I can't even dance in my dreams. But, I figured I didn't know anybody there, and everyone was drunk anyway. Keith was very cute, I must admit. I totally understand AJ's man-crush on him. He looked so extremely happy performing on stage for us, like, beyond happy. I honestly can't describe how happy he looked up there, but it was ADORABLE. After he finished playing, AJ got up on his seat and started chanting, "CONGRATULATIONS KEITH! CONGRATULATIONS KEITH!" and nobody caught on. xD; The reason AJ did this, is because under a month ago, Keith became a father. <33 He and his wife make an adorable couple. x3 Anyway, AJ and I were very tired, and were too pooped to stay for Kenny Chesney, so we left then. On the walk back to the truck, the ground was so littered with trash, I could not believe my eyes. I had honestly never seen any place so dirty and trashed in my life. It was beyond gross. I was afraid we'd puncture a tire trying to get out. xD AJ's uncle dropped us off at AJ's place at 11:30PM, and I got home at about midnight. AJ came into my house and helped me quickly put something on my computer. Stupidity ensued, but not for long, he had to leave before he angered the gods mom.
I can say with a high level of certainty that this was among the best days of AJ's life. It definitely was a great day for me too.
This was an awesome weekend.
EDIT: AJ and I also got to see the Pats practice off in the distance. It was awesome. :D
P.S. My mom claimed that the bed straps were a gag gift from a couple that she and Bill are friends with. Likely story.
**Random thing that has nothing to do with this post... I just need a place to keep it**
Possible Meme questions:
Draw a "It's not what it looks like" scene
Draw an awkward situation
Draw your fav pairing as hardcore as you can without blushing.