Roxy
i went to a club. being the sober analytical person that i am, this is my take on what happened.
it starts off as a simple "hey, lets get together and enjoy some good music together" but turns into a nights of festering sweaty drunken bodies gyrating together, sometimes in a rhythmic manner, sometimes just being glad to be standing on two feet. most are there in hopes of getting lucky, such as a Brazilian guido named mike who assumed that when i turned down a make out it was obviously because he was ugly, but some (like myself) are there to just dance. now, when i think of dancing it usually entails some form of seductive motion mixed in with movements dictated by the genre of music, but to others, like my non-english speaking friend mike, it means that you find a girl with a nice ass that is not being grinded on by some other sexually charged jackass and proceed to use her as a humping post for five minutes before remembering that she is a human being and not a piece of meat and asking her name. this primitive mating ritual and the way that all rules of manners, southern hospitality or chivalry are thrown out the window absolutely disgusts me.
that being said i will probably go again next week.
it starts off as a simple "hey, lets get together and enjoy some good music together" but turns into a nights of festering sweaty drunken bodies gyrating together, sometimes in a rhythmic manner, sometimes just being glad to be standing on two feet. most are there in hopes of getting lucky, such as a Brazilian guido named mike who assumed that when i turned down a make out it was obviously because he was ugly, but some (like myself) are there to just dance. now, when i think of dancing it usually entails some form of seductive motion mixed in with movements dictated by the genre of music, but to others, like my non-english speaking friend mike, it means that you find a girl with a nice ass that is not being grinded on by some other sexually charged jackass and proceed to use her as a humping post for five minutes before remembering that she is a human being and not a piece of meat and asking her name. this primitive mating ritual and the way that all rules of manners, southern hospitality or chivalry are thrown out the window absolutely disgusts me.
that being said i will probably go again next week.