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College is fun because of those moments where you really should go to bed, but instead you go to IHOP at 2:30 in the morning in a black dress, cram six people into a tiny booth, eat an entire plate of pancakes, and talk about computers.
And then when you drive back to the dorm, there is a girl in an inflatable sumo outfit standing in the middle of the parking lot.
And then when you drive back to the dorm, there is a girl in an inflatable sumo outfit standing in the middle of the parking lot.