I was walking to the bus stop this morning, attempting to negotiate carrying about five things too many for the number of arms I had, and I had the new Lady Gaga song, Born This Way stuck in my head, when suddenly the most bizarre mental image materialized in my brain.
I got this absolutely ridiculous mental picture of Toby dancing and singing along to it. It was absurd enough to leave me giggling all the way to the bus. And by bus, I mean the bit where I had to run to catch standing room only on a bus where I still have about five too few hands to carry the things I'm currently carrying, let alone hold onto any sort of stabilizing pole.
BUT ANYWAY.
There are just a few things wrong with this mental image.
1. Toby doesn't even like Lady Gaga. I'm don't know what kind of music he does like, but I'm fairly sure it's not Lady Gaga. (Rynne, on the other hand...)
2. Toby is barely one step removed from being a serial killer, and is thus Not Allowed to sing about how he's a special snowflake who is beautiful just the way he is. I mean, look up the lyrics. The song is the absolute antithesis of Toby.
This, of course, did not stop me from doodling this mental image while I was bored in Color Theory.