Awful Japanese Grammar

[livali]

Got bored while putting together my speech powerpoint, so i made this:



Here's what I'm pretty sure is a passably accurate translation:
-I'm sorry, Dr. Bruce. I didn't do my homework because I was attacked by ninjas.
-I do not eat meat, but babies are delicious.
-I'm sorry.
-Good to meet you. I am ROBESPIERRE.
-I'm sorry. That was a lie. My name is Livali.
-I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry.
-I did not understand.