QUALITY CINEMA
Dad and I have discovered that we have something called "Full Moon Horror" on Demand. It contains such classic films as:
Gingerdeadman:
"When Sarah Leigh testifies against a murderer in a death penalty case, he returns to life in the form of a delicious dessert to exact revenge. With the voice of Gary Busey as this murderous cookie!"
and
Decadent Evil:
"A power hungry vampiress imprisons her half-human, half-reptile lover. As part of her sinister plan to rule the creatures of the night, she must taste firstblood of 10,000 victims. A vampire stripper and her boyfriend are the only things in her way."
This is kind of awesome. We're watching bits of some of these.
(Dad usually doesn't keep the summaries up long enough for me to write them down. They're pretty fantastic though. This one's called "Blood Dolls," and is something about a... deformed billionaire or something? And he loses his fortune in an anti-trust case and then gets revenge by transforming people into these little doll things designed for killing? I think?)
Awesome.
("Don't be surprised if there are some girls playing music in a cage. They're his private rock band.")
Dad's actually seen this movie!
Dad: Oh, I think that he actually has a really tiny head. I don't know when we find that out.
Gingerdeadman:
"When Sarah Leigh testifies against a murderer in a death penalty case, he returns to life in the form of a delicious dessert to exact revenge. With the voice of Gary Busey as this murderous cookie!"
and
Decadent Evil:
"A power hungry vampiress imprisons her half-human, half-reptile lover. As part of her sinister plan to rule the creatures of the night, she must taste firstblood of 10,000 victims. A vampire stripper and her boyfriend are the only things in her way."
This is kind of awesome. We're watching bits of some of these.
(Dad usually doesn't keep the summaries up long enough for me to write them down. They're pretty fantastic though. This one's called "Blood Dolls," and is something about a... deformed billionaire or something? And he loses his fortune in an anti-trust case and then gets revenge by transforming people into these little doll things designed for killing? I think?)
Awesome.
("Don't be surprised if there are some girls playing music in a cage. They're his private rock band.")
Dad's actually seen this movie!
Dad: Oh, I think that he actually has a really tiny head. I don't know when we find that out.