Welcome to my journal. Take a look around, make yourself comfortable. Please disregard the hairy naked man in the corner.
There are several benefits to reading tfis journal, including Philosophical Enlightenment, Shock and Awe, Much Amusement, and World Peace. It is also possible that, at one time or another, you will see a frog dancing in a Hello my Baby kind of way. This is part of the Philosophical Enlightenment section.
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