It's not a date unless there's ice cream

[littokuromi]

When we first hung out, I had told him the story about my friend, Tyler, in high school who really wanted to date me. I declined so many times to see him. One day I agreed to hang out (but only as friends) because he had a cord I needed for my Sega Saturn (remember that system?). That day I had brought Baka and his friend along. I didn't want to be alone with this friend because I knew how he felt about me. Eventually the kids got bored and wanted to go home. I dropped them off first and then proceed to drive him home but Tyler wanted to go for ice cream. We drove to Dairy Queen and he kept insisting that he pays for my ice cream. I usually don't like it when someone pays for me but it's only $5 so why not. When we got back to his house, he grabbed the cord for me and just as I was about to drive away Tyler asked, "So we had a date today, right?" I gave him a confused look and say no.

Tyler: But I bought you ice cream. That means it was a date.
Me: How much was the ice cream?
Tyler: Like $5.
Me: Then it isn't a date. You have to spend $20 or more. Sorry...

Was I mean or what? :(