❝ you're all I need, your love's a drug, can't get enough ❞: [LATE] INCEPTION DAY CELEBRATORY POST
Now, I know this is a day late and so probably won't be very relevant [absolute cracky-ness ahead aside] BUT in my defense, with how this movie basically took over my mind the day I saw it and I have been playing Arthur for nearly a year come this August, I pretty much celebrate this film, its characters, and the fandom virtually every day. (yes, I know that sounds corny, shut up)
HOWEVER, because this movie has given me such incredible inspiration for many things, given me so much fun and hilarity, and I've been able to meet such awesome people through it, it does warrant at the very least one little celebratory post from me.
But, like many of the things I've been working on during my "leave", I got overly ambitious and this got a little away from me so... You have been warned. [ And this may not be work-safe with the caps, cussing, and crazy going on jsyk. ]
AND WITH THAT BEING SAID LET'S GET STARTED:
SO I TOTALLY FORGOT JULY 16 WAS INCEPTION'S BIRTHDAY. SO I CAN'T GIVE IT A BELATED BIRTHDAY PRESENT?
FUCK THAT NOISE. THAT IS BULLSHIT.
RIGHT, ARTHUR?
THANK YOU.
I CAN GIVE INCEPTION A BIRTHDAY PRESENT AND I WILL.
AND IF NO ONE LIKES IT:
TOM HARDY HAS A MOTHERFUCKING BUNNY RABBIT. YOUR ARGUEMENT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, INCEPTION!!!!!111ELEVENTY-ONE
CHRISTOPHER "JEDI-MASTER-BOSS-GQMF-I-MADE-BATMAN-EPIC-AGAIN-AND-BLEW-YOUR-MINDS-DOING-IT-FUCK-YOU-TWITARDS-AND-SUCK-MY-MINDFUCKING-DICK-OSCARS-I'LL-MAKE-YOU-MY-BITCH-SOON-ENOUGH-JUST-WAIT-AND-UNTIL-THEN-YOU-CAN-TAKE-YOUR-HATE-AND-ROTATE-I-DO-WHAT-WANT" NOLAN'S BABY THAT TOOK A DECADE TO CONCEIVE AND BIRTH [HOLY FUCK THE LABOR PAINS], YOU ARE ONE YEAR OLD YESTERDAY!!!!
YOUR FANDOM IS STILL [MOSTLY] GOING STRONG AND YOU LOOK JUST AS GOOD THE DAY YOU DEBUTED. STAY BEAUTIFUL, YOU WONDERFUL, GLORIOUS, PORNTASTIC-FUELING MINDFUCK OF A MOVIE DIAMOND YOU. ❤❤❤❤❤
AND SO, TO CELEBRATE LET'S SEE SOME OF THE AWESOME YOUR FANDOM HAS PRODUCED:
AND REALLY, THAT'S JUST A SMALL HANDFUL OF IT. YOU ARE NOT EVEN PREPARED FOR THE OTHER GLORIOUS SHIT.
BUT A PARTY IS NOTHING WITHOUT MUSIC SO LET'S THROW SOME DOWN!!!
GODDAMMIT, ARTHUR, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A KILLJOY???
YOU EVEN PUT FISCHER JR. OUT.
HASN'T HE ALREADY SUFFERED ENOUGH AT THE HANDS OF EVERYONE BUT ESPECIALLY ARIADNE???
FINE. I GET IT, YOU SKINNY LITTLE ASSHOLE.
WELL, IF WE CAN'T DO THAT, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TO CELEBRATE THIS [YESTER]DAY?
ARIADNE, YOU SEEM TO BE THE BRAINS WHEN COBB ISN'T TOO BUSY EMOING AND ARTHUR ISN'T FUCKING PHYSICS UP THE ASS, WHAT SHOULD WE DO????
FUCK. YEAH.
WHOA. ARIADNE.
ARTHUR: [ Approves. ]
EAMES: [ Seconds it. ]
[ Then tries to get Saito to possibly agree to a foursome.
It doesn't go over well. ]
SAITO: Take a step back, bitch. Quit pervin' on mah suit.
[ However, ]
COBB: [ Pervy thoughts. ]
And just like that: BOOM. PREGNANT. FROM THEIR STARES ALONE.
ARIADNE: [ Obviously not amused by this turn of events. ]
EAMES: Ohhh, someone's grumpy.
ARIADNE: Fuck all you guys.
ARTHUR: Apparently we already did that with our eyes.
ARIADNE: You're such a bitch, you know that?
ARTHUR: Well, obviously.
And,
EAMES: Yeah and I'm the Virgin Queen.
ARIADNE: And I'm the Pigmy Queen.
ARTHUR: Nice euphemism, Ariadne. But we all know "Queen Pipsqueak" is more accurate.
EAMES: Oh, low blow.
SAITO: [ Tries not to laugh by taking over a chair like the HBIC he is. ]
ARIADNE: You complete douchebag.
ARTHUR: I'm the least of your problems when you got Cobb looking at you like that.
Seriously, WTF, Dom. What about Mal?
COBB: In canon, I'm a widower. I'm free to play the field.
[male]MAL: [ Heard that and expresses both he and fem!Mal's sentiments. ]
ARTHUR: [ Can't believe Cobb just said that. ]
What a dick. I can't believe I gave you nearly THREE YEARS of my life.
[male]MAL: Tell me about it, cher.
And to think, some people actually ship YOU and HIM together!
COBB: And just so you know, Arthur:
ARTHUR: [ Oh hell naw. ]
EAMES: You back off, blondie. His ass is MINE. EVERY NIGHT.
TOUCH HIM AND I WILL CUT YO ARSE ALL UP.
YUSUF: [ Is already bored with the direction this conversation has taken and so starts making out with Fischer's wallet because UNF. DAT SMELL. Fischer doesn't deserve a wallet like dis. ]
COBB: Pssh. Whatever. I never saw my totem fall so this shit isn't even real. I can be however I want.
And impregnate anyone I want.
ARIADNE: Yes, have a laugh at MY expense.
As if you weren't already enough of a dick to me in the movie.
EAMES: If it's any consolation, not many in the fandom even like his arse.
COBB: Not my fault you're so damn nosy.
[male]ARI: Don't you have somewhere you should strut off to?
EAMES: Ooooh!
ARTHUR: BURN.
AND YEAH. SINCE THIS HAS TURNED INTO THE PEANUT GALLERY WE'LL TAKE OUR LEAVE HERE.
ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD?
ARTHUR:
.... THANK YOU, ARTHUR. BUT PLEASE, DON'T GIVE EAMES ANY IDEAS ABOUT FREEING HIS WILLY.
EAMES: Too late.
Pants off, Arthur.
ARTHUR: PFFT. Yeah, I don't think so.
EAMES: Oh, hell naw. Yo skinny arse did not just deny me sexy tiems.
ARTHUR: I believe I just did.
EAMES: You can't resist THIS forever.
ARTHUR: [ So not impressed. ]
Whatever.
[male]Mal: Come "resist" over here, Arthur.
EAMES: [ There. Are. No. Words. ]
ARTHUR: [ Cockblocking like a BOSS. ]
EAMES: Goddammit, Arthur! Quit being so selfish!
Think of OUR BABY!!!
ARTHUR:
[ .....WHAT THE WHAT. ]
MAL: [ LMAFO 4EVA. ]
ARTHUR: [ Needs a drink liek nao. ]
You think you're so damn irresistible and funny, don't you?
EAMES: Darling, I KNOW I AM.
AND IT CONTINUED LIKE THIS UNTIL:
THAT'S RIGHT. SHERLOCK RANDOMLY SHOWED UP TO TELL THEM ALL TO STFU.
DON'T LIKE IT?
YOUR ARGUMENT STILL DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.
AND ALL BECAUSE OF:
And as always, I apologize profusely for this and Happy [belated] Inception Day. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
And thus I exit back out the way I came in:
Be good while I'm "away"!!
***Found all of these on tumblr.com and thus are not my creation, jsyk.
HOWEVER, because this movie has given me such incredible inspiration for many things, given me so much fun and hilarity, and I've been able to meet such awesome people through it, it does warrant at the very least one little celebratory post from me.
But, like many of the things I've been working on during my "leave", I got overly ambitious and this got a little away from me so... You have been warned. [ And this may not be work-safe with the caps, cussing, and crazy going on jsyk. ]
AND WITH THAT BEING SAID LET'S GET STARTED:
SO I TOTALLY FORGOT JULY 16 WAS INCEPTION'S BIRTHDAY. SO I CAN'T GIVE IT A BELATED BIRTHDAY PRESENT?
FUCK THAT NOISE. THAT IS BULLSHIT.
RIGHT, ARTHUR?
THANK YOU.
I CAN GIVE INCEPTION A BIRTHDAY PRESENT AND I WILL.
AND IF NO ONE LIKES IT:
TOM HARDY HAS A MOTHERFUCKING BUNNY RABBIT. YOUR ARGUEMENT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, INCEPTION!!!!!111ELEVENTY-ONE
CHRISTOPHER "JEDI-MASTER-BOSS-GQMF-I-MADE-BATMAN-EPIC-AGAIN-AND-BLEW-YOUR-MINDS-DOING-IT-FUCK-YOU-TWITARDS-AND-SUCK-MY-MINDFUCKING-DICK-OSCARS-I'LL-MAKE-YOU-MY-BITCH-SOON-ENOUGH-JUST-WAIT-AND-UNTIL-THEN-YOU-CAN-TAKE-YOUR-HATE-AND-ROTATE-I-DO-WHAT-WANT" NOLAN'S BABY THAT TOOK A DECADE TO CONCEIVE AND BIRTH [HOLY FUCK THE LABOR PAINS], YOU ARE ONE YEAR OLD YESTERDAY!!!!
YOUR FANDOM IS STILL [MOSTLY] GOING STRONG AND YOU LOOK JUST AS GOOD THE DAY YOU DEBUTED. STAY BEAUTIFUL, YOU WONDERFUL, GLORIOUS, PORNTASTIC-FUELING MINDFUCK OF A MOVIE DIAMOND YOU. ❤❤❤❤❤
AND SO, TO CELEBRATE LET'S SEE SOME OF THE AWESOME YOUR FANDOM HAS PRODUCED:
AND REALLY, THAT'S JUST A SMALL HANDFUL OF IT. YOU ARE NOT EVEN PREPARED FOR THE OTHER GLORIOUS SHIT.
BUT A PARTY IS NOTHING WITHOUT MUSIC SO LET'S THROW SOME DOWN!!!
Click to viewGODDAMMIT, ARTHUR, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A KILLJOY???
YOU EVEN PUT FISCHER JR. OUT.
HASN'T HE ALREADY SUFFERED ENOUGH AT THE HANDS OF EVERYONE BUT ESPECIALLY ARIADNE???
FINE. I GET IT, YOU SKINNY LITTLE ASSHOLE.
WELL, IF WE CAN'T DO THAT, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TO CELEBRATE THIS [YESTER]DAY?
ARIADNE, YOU SEEM TO BE THE BRAINS WHEN COBB ISN'T TOO BUSY EMOING AND ARTHUR ISN'T FUCKING PHYSICS UP THE ASS, WHAT SHOULD WE DO????
FUCK. YEAH.
WHOA. ARIADNE.
ARTHUR: [ Approves. ]
EAMES: [ Seconds it. ]
[ Then tries to get Saito to possibly agree to a foursome.
It doesn't go over well. ]
SAITO: Take a step back, bitch. Quit pervin' on mah suit.
[ However, ]
COBB: [ Pervy thoughts. ]
And just like that: BOOM. PREGNANT. FROM THEIR STARES ALONE.
ARIADNE: [ Obviously not amused by this turn of events. ]
EAMES: Ohhh, someone's grumpy.
ARIADNE: Fuck all you guys.
ARTHUR: Apparently we already did that with our eyes.
ARIADNE: You're such a bitch, you know that?
ARTHUR: Well, obviously.
And,
EAMES: Yeah and I'm the Virgin Queen.
ARIADNE: And I'm the Pigmy Queen.
ARTHUR: Nice euphemism, Ariadne. But we all know "Queen Pipsqueak" is more accurate.
EAMES: Oh, low blow.
SAITO: [ Tries not to laugh by taking over a chair like the HBIC he is. ]
ARIADNE: You complete douchebag.
ARTHUR: I'm the least of your problems when you got Cobb looking at you like that.
Seriously, WTF, Dom. What about Mal?
COBB: In canon, I'm a widower. I'm free to play the field.
[male]MAL: [ Heard that and expresses both he and fem!Mal's sentiments. ]
ARTHUR: [ Can't believe Cobb just said that. ]
What a dick. I can't believe I gave you nearly THREE YEARS of my life.
[male]MAL: Tell me about it, cher.
And to think, some people actually ship YOU and HIM together!
COBB: And just so you know, Arthur:
ARTHUR: [ Oh hell naw. ]
EAMES: You back off, blondie. His ass is MINE. EVERY NIGHT.
TOUCH HIM AND I WILL CUT YO ARSE ALL UP.
YUSUF: [ Is already bored with the direction this conversation has taken and so starts making out with Fischer's wallet because UNF. DAT SMELL. Fischer doesn't deserve a wallet like dis. ]
COBB: Pssh. Whatever. I never saw my totem fall so this shit isn't even real. I can be however I want.
And impregnate anyone I want.
ARIADNE: Yes, have a laugh at MY expense.
As if you weren't already enough of a dick to me in the movie.
EAMES: If it's any consolation, not many in the fandom even like his arse.
COBB: Not my fault you're so damn nosy.
[male]ARI: Don't you have somewhere you should strut off to?
EAMES: Ooooh!
ARTHUR: BURN.
AND YEAH. SINCE THIS HAS TURNED INTO THE PEANUT GALLERY WE'LL TAKE OUR LEAVE HERE.
ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD?
ARTHUR:
.... THANK YOU, ARTHUR. BUT PLEASE, DON'T GIVE EAMES ANY IDEAS ABOUT FREEING HIS WILLY.
EAMES: Too late.
Pants off, Arthur.
ARTHUR: PFFT. Yeah, I don't think so.
EAMES: Oh, hell naw. Yo skinny arse did not just deny me sexy tiems.
ARTHUR: I believe I just did.
EAMES: You can't resist THIS forever.
ARTHUR: [ So not impressed. ]
Whatever.
[male]Mal: Come "resist" over here, Arthur.
EAMES: [ There. Are. No. Words. ]
ARTHUR: [ Cockblocking like a BOSS. ]
EAMES: Goddammit, Arthur! Quit being so selfish!
Think of OUR BABY!!!
ARTHUR:
[ .....WHAT THE WHAT. ]
MAL: [ LMAFO 4EVA. ]
ARTHUR: [ Needs a drink liek nao. ]
You think you're so damn irresistible and funny, don't you?
EAMES: Darling, I KNOW I AM.
AND IT CONTINUED LIKE THIS UNTIL:
THAT'S RIGHT. SHERLOCK RANDOMLY SHOWED UP TO TELL THEM ALL TO STFU.
DON'T LIKE IT?
YOUR ARGUMENT STILL DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER.
AND ALL BECAUSE OF:
And as always, I apologize profusely for this and Happy [belated] Inception Day. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
And thus I exit back out the way I came in:
Be good while I'm "away"!!
***Found all of these on tumblr.com and thus are not my creation, jsyk.