LOL
what's worse than being stared at and whispered about by geriatric windbags in an airport security line (apparently i'm a terrorist because i have two laptops)?
sitting next to a fat/smelly person on the airplane. what's worse than this?
sitting next to a 6 year old who literally asks you questions about EVERYTHING ever.
what's worse than this?
requesting to be relocated, only to sit in the aisle seat in the middle of a secretly evangelical christian family where the dad looks like uncle rico from napoleon dynamite and has a creepy bloodcurdling laugh and tries to talk about history and politics for two hours while manipulatively slipping in christian overtones by trying to convince me that i need something to hold onto spiritually amidst the nuclear holocaust that will befall us within 2 years.
sitting next to a fat/smelly person on the airplane. what's worse than this?
sitting next to a 6 year old who literally asks you questions about EVERYTHING ever.
what's worse than this?
requesting to be relocated, only to sit in the aisle seat in the middle of a secretly evangelical christian family where the dad looks like uncle rico from napoleon dynamite and has a creepy bloodcurdling laugh and tries to talk about history and politics for two hours while manipulatively slipping in christian overtones by trying to convince me that i need something to hold onto spiritually amidst the nuclear holocaust that will befall us within 2 years.