TWAT?!
Oh, what the FUCK is that noise outside my aparment? It's this loud, grating, high-pitched 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' that I've heard intermittently for the past two nights. And no, it's not my usual tinnitus because the sound goes away when I plug my ears.
It's driving me mad! MAD, I tell you!
It's driving me mad! MAD, I tell you!