Gloriously Awful - Norwegian Folk Tale in Engrish
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The poorer brother took the Fletcher ended as he was told. But a chance that the devil was in need of bacon at the moment that he offered to exchange the magic wand that stood behind us kitchen drawer for the French. Done cried poor brother. And when he had learnt the right words to start and stop the choir and he carried it to his wife was how as hungry as he.
You’ve been a long time she moaned. Speech marks and not so much as a handful of dry oatmeal now you have come!
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So he said the choir and on the table and played in grind lights and a table cloth then meet and Ellen had everything else for a fine Christmas dinner. He had only to speak the word antiquarian ground out what he wanted. After a few days the couple decided to hold a great dinner, and had to had a invited their friends and relations. Now when the Reg Butler saw all that was on the table, and although store of food and drink in the larger, he was filled with spited and envy. Four he could not bear that his brother should have anything for. How is this? He exclaimed. On Christmas eve you had nothing but came begging for a crust of bread. Where did you get all those wealth?
From behind the kitchen door or onto the brother and would say no more. But later in the evening, when the strong wind her have got about as weights, he brought out the corner and made its crying all sorts of things when his brother saw this, he set his heart on having the choir and, and you never stop pestering until he got up from a Soviet on Easter day for 300 pieces of gold.
Meanwhile, the choir and had been put to good use in the house was full of precious things by the time the rich brother caught it and carried Tom. And he was so eager to have had 30 waited for no instructions though you would have had not got any had he asked. As soon as he had a quiet menace house, he said his wife: tomorrow morning golf to the Hague feel the nly leave me to get the dinner at.
She does her she was told, and as soon as he was alone he set the choir and on the table and said you had colon grind herrings and broth, and crime them good and fast!
Saw the choir and began to grind herrings and broth; first all the dishes form, then all the jobs fall, and so on until the kitchen floor was quite covered stop on the man twisted it and turned at the crime and ordered and paid it to stop. But it still ground out herrings and bath until he was almost random them and only just got the door open in time.
Down the road he ran and the herrings and ask him pouring out of the house behind them, until he came to the and in his brother’s house.
Stop the run from grinding he cried wore in another hour with the whole parish will be swallowed up in herrings and broth!
As his brother would not do nothing about it at until he got another hundred pieces of gold, as well as the crow itself, for as trouble once again he has acquired again, he made it work day and night until he had a great fun side with C with the big house covering inch sheets of gold at gleamed in the sunshine and could be seen for miles. Every ship the past put in to see the man in the golden house, and one day they it came a captain, who said:
Can this wonderful clone of your as grind out salts?
It can grind anything like, said its owner dark
I want salts, said the captain and tired of bringing it from four or beyond the sea. I’ll buy the ground for 1000 pieces of gold.
Done! Said the man in the golden house; and he handed the quanta the captain, who set sail at once. As soon as he was well out to sea, he said the before and on the deck and said: grind salt and ground both good and fast!
So the choir and began to cry insult, and soon the ship was for that, and nothing the captain could do to would stop the choir and. But still won done grinding salt until the ship was so full blooded sent to the bottom of the scene. They are the pinal eyes is very day -and that is why the sea is Self-pay.
As you can see, it is fucking awful. And bloody brilliant.
I MUST MAKE MORE.