muffin films make me HAPPY

[littlethumbs]

once upon a time there was a little girl.
she loved to wonder the hills and fields beyond her grandmother's house.
one day she saw a mysterious sight.
it was a tree unlike any other tree.
it was a muffin tree.
the girl was delighted.
she climbed it's branches,
she ate it's muffins,
she rested in its shade.
day after day she returned to climb and play and eat by the old muffin tree.
the muffin tree was generous in its bounty.
and soon she grew very fat,
and soon she could no longer climb the trees branches.
all she could do was sit in the trees shade,
and eat moreeee tasty muffins.
after many days of this, she became very bored,
"oh muffin tree! why do you only grow blueberry muffins? please make me another kind."
the muffin tree said nothing.
as it was a tree, and trees don't talk.
but, just because trees don't talk, doesn't mean they aren't listening.
the next day a new kind of muffin was growing on the tree.
the girl ate the muffin.
"MMMMMM"
and it was the best muffin she had ever had.
however, three minutes later she fell down dead.
theend.

the morale is,
NEVER TALK TO MUFFIN TREES.
:D