028. [VIDEO]

[littlestcrybaby]

U-um... I w-was wondering if anyone knew how t-to get rid of...fleas I'm p-pretty sure it's fleas and not l-lice... It would be r-really helpful if a-anyone knew what to d-do in these conditions for s-such a problem.

[AND CUE to Latvia scratching his head, not viciously but slowly brushing his hair with his fingers. He is obviously very irritated

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[bokuwadoctaaa]

[Okay, now that he's yelled at Denmark, he'll fret over you now.]

Y-you haven't made contact with anyone have you? You could always just...

Wait, you got them from... America-?

[bokuwadoctaaa]

...

How many things are wrong with America?

(ooc: I am... assuming they have not been reintroduced. :|a And Chopper's too busy spazzing to realize it. I think. idek. IS THAT FINE?)

[littlestcrybaby]

No. I'm n-not like mister America... a-after the meeting I w-went straight home.

....I'm n-not sure, honestly. H-he body s-slammed me, rolled on m-me...p-picked me up and threw me on the g-ground... ...w-wait. You know mister A-america?

(ooc; that is fine! ♥ )

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[bokuwadoctaaa]

[WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU.]

[bokuwadoctaaa]

America could still have them then! And I don't think he's smart enough to know he needs to get that treated. Who knows how many other people could have fleas now?!

...I think his rabies got to him. I do, I spoke to him a few times! He's an idiot.

[littlestcrybaby]

I don't think A-america thinks things through...

...I-I'M GOING TO GET RABIES!?

[bokuwadoctaaa]

No wonder he got rab--

N-NO! YOU WON'T! If America had them and didn't get treated he shouldn't even be alive, and even if he died he'd just come back and not have them anymore!

...unless he got them again-!

[littlestcrybaby]

Oh.

[SIGHS IN RELIEF.]

w-wait you c-can die here!? C-countries can die here!?

[bokuwadoctaaa]

...yes, they can. You can die here, but then you come back to life afterward. How can you not know?

Unless you, forgot?

[littlestcrybaby]

I g-got here not too long ago...I don't r-really know much other then t-that people said I've b-been here before.

[bokuwadoctaaa]

...

So you left.

How long ago was not too long ago?

[littlestcrybaby]

I lost t-track but...I t-think maybe about a month's w-worth of days.

[bokuwadoctaaa]

So you don't... know who I am, probably.

[littlestcrybaby]

I-I'm sorry! I don't mean t-to hurt anyone's feelings!

M-maybe I do remember but I'm secretly s-suffering shell shock from the war... or s-something... if I d-do know you, I-I'm sorry but we can still be friends!

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[...aww, you made him feel bad. :(]

No, it's okay! It's not your fault! That happens sometimes-- [...] War?

I-I would like to be friends again though! Um, still be friends, but you don't remember me so, so it's kind of like half being friends again.

My name is Tony Tony Chopper, but you can just call me Chopper! I'm a pirate and a doctor. And a reindeer.

[littlestcrybaby]

It does?

I was f-finally pulled out of where I was stationed with my p-people during the Great War to help with diplomatic relationships and help m-my government and new boss...

It's nice to meet you Chopper... y-you're a reindeer?

I'll introduce myself again too. I'm the newly independent Republic of Latvia.... but you c-can just call me Latvia. And I'm a new country!