the nurse practitioner thought i was sassing her!
nurselady: hold still, or i'll never get these drops in!
me: nrrrgh! (squirm)
nurse: whatsa matter with you? you wear contacts so you should be used to this (while saying this, her long nails are digging into the soft skin of my eyelid and under-eye to try and keep my eye open)
me: this is just like clockwork orange! (flail)
nurse: 'scuse me?!
me: nevermind! just do the drops!
boy, at first i was glad to be getting out of work for a few hours to get checked out for pink eye, but it turned out to be such a fucken ordeal and a $40 copay that I would have gladly just sucked it up at work with an itchy eye to avoid it!
that sadistic nurse gave me a prescription for drops but i was so bitter about the whole thing i never filled it. i went home and took two benadryls. today my eye is looking much better.
btw: benadryl + 1 glass white wine = being clubbed with a big sleeping bat.
me: nrrrgh! (squirm)
nurse: whatsa matter with you? you wear contacts so you should be used to this (while saying this, her long nails are digging into the soft skin of my eyelid and under-eye to try and keep my eye open)
me: this is just like clockwork orange! (flail)
nurse: 'scuse me?!
me: nevermind! just do the drops!
boy, at first i was glad to be getting out of work for a few hours to get checked out for pink eye, but it turned out to be such a fucken ordeal and a $40 copay that I would have gladly just sucked it up at work with an itchy eye to avoid it!
that sadistic nurse gave me a prescription for drops but i was so bitter about the whole thing i never filled it. i went home and took two benadryls. today my eye is looking much better.
btw: benadryl + 1 glass white wine = being clubbed with a big sleeping bat.