THINGS I HATE ABOUT AMERICA
- cost of living
- cost of education
- quality of education
- sales tax
- domestic air travel: carry-on liquid policies, checked baggage policies and fees, airport security ridiculousness, pet policies, jacked up prices, terrible service in general, not being able to get a drink of water on a cross continental flight over six hours without having to pay $5 for it.
- self service gas stations
- tipping
- ridiculous customer service outsourcing to third world countries, like india, and who knows where else
- customer service in general
- people who can't speak english and expect you to speak spanish even though they live in the US where the official language is ENGLISH
- our self-absorbed, self-important attitude about everything. like the universe revolves around america and god forbid like 10 people die in a flood while thousands of people in haiti are dying from the same hurricane that hit them ten times worse
- absurdly trashy reality tv shows on mtv and vh1, like charm school and rock of love. are we really that inane?
- the fact that hbo plays hardcore "reality" porn. that is absofuckinglutely ridiculous. i should not have to censor my hbo channel
- terrible cell phone service and terrible cell phones
- all the blatant false advertising on tv
- health care
- a majority people who live here for some reason or another
etc.
this list could be much more extensive and points elaborated on, but i have to start preparing for my 2012 presidential campaign now.
- cost of education
- quality of education
- sales tax
- domestic air travel: carry-on liquid policies, checked baggage policies and fees, airport security ridiculousness, pet policies, jacked up prices, terrible service in general, not being able to get a drink of water on a cross continental flight over six hours without having to pay $5 for it.
- self service gas stations
- tipping
- ridiculous customer service outsourcing to third world countries, like india, and who knows where else
- customer service in general
- people who can't speak english and expect you to speak spanish even though they live in the US where the official language is ENGLISH
- our self-absorbed, self-important attitude about everything. like the universe revolves around america and god forbid like 10 people die in a flood while thousands of people in haiti are dying from the same hurricane that hit them ten times worse
- absurdly trashy reality tv shows on mtv and vh1, like charm school and rock of love. are we really that inane?
- the fact that hbo plays hardcore "reality" porn. that is absofuckinglutely ridiculous. i should not have to censor my hbo channel
- terrible cell phone service and terrible cell phones
- all the blatant false advertising on tv
- health care
- a majority people who live here for some reason or another
etc.
this list could be much more extensive and points elaborated on, but i have to start preparing for my 2012 presidential campaign now.