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First and Middle Name(s): Chelsea Suzanne Savage-Hoffmann-Drelleshak-Bayer-Mitchell
Were you named after anyone? Chelsea was from a Joni Mitchell song and Suzanne was for my Grama on my mums side.
Nickname(s): Chelserz, Chessy, Chesty LaRue, Chessalious, Chess, Chessy Kat, Chelsea Suzi, Spaz, Smurf, I am sure that there are more but that is all I can think of.
Parents Names: Gloria Bell and Willfred Joseph or Bill and my birth fathers name is John Keneth
Age: 20
Birthday: Tuesday, Denecmber 3rd, 1984
Pets: Mephistopheles, a three year old mae black cat.
Born: yes I was...where was I born? Orange county, Cali
Current Residence: LynDen, Wash.
Religion: Unitarian if I had to chose a name for it.
Your Weakness: BIG GREEN EYES, guys who sing along to the radio, and most anything chocolate.
Your Phobia(s): hairy spiders minus taranchulas, cows, and moths
When was your last hospital visit? As in visit to the hospital or the last time I bift it hard enough to warent going to the hospital? Question a I would say day before yesterday when Lela fell down my staire like a right clumbsy bat and for question two ::knocks on wood:: THankfully not sence I had viral meningitus two years ago.
What color is your bedroom carpet? It is that kind that is made by mixing like three different collors together so mostly cream with blue and brown flecks...I quess.
How many times did you fail your drivers test? 0 I got a 97%
Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Oh holly god that is a hard one...Potery barn or the paper zone. maybe Best buy.
Person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away: Damn I could have said my sister a few years ago she was in africa...St Louis I guess, Sara Morgan.
Most annoying thing people say to you: "Wow, there is something wrong with you."
Other countries visited (excluding Canada): Mexico, and canada. Wow look at hthe world traveler.
Get along better with men or women? Both are nuts...depends I guess.
Most embarrassing CD you own? HAnson Christmas album.
If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? I don't know am I hot...wait a min that was a trick question. I guess. I like me well enough.
Are you a daredevil? sometimes.
How do you release anger? I scream. Or I walk. Or I hit them in the face and giggle. No I have never been to jail.
Do you have a journal? Yes.
Would you bungee jump? I don't know yet.
Do you think that you are strong? as a person yeah...as a weight lifter no way.
PHYSICAL/PERSONAL STYLE
Hair: weird red brown mix. But trying to go back to my dark brown.
Height: 5’5"
Weight: I don't know if I like where thease questions are going...average.
Shoe size: 7.5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right as rain
Your Ethnicity: native American and polish russian
Piercing: thirteen (13). Eight in ears, two in lip, one in nose, one in eye brow, one other.
Toes: little like my feet
Clothing: Fitted boot cut jeans or a long skirt. T-shirt with a swetter or hoodie and a jacket. Skarf if it is cold and a nit cap. style...I have been told I was hippie, Punk, sk-8er and hobo. SO yeah I don't know
Makeup: none, alittle color, or your mama's a whore.
Body art: two tats. Bat wing out line with MSALM inside on my left fore arm and three chinease characters on my neck/spine.
Scars: all over my legs, knees, elbos, hands, one chicken pox scare in the middle of on forhead and on my toes. I was a tom Boy and a clutz. I did velodrom cycoling and speed skating, cheer dance and working on my cars. I bleed alot there for I scare alot.
Shoes: sneekers, cow-kid boots, sandles, and heels if I think your cute.
Favorite feature: Eyes
Least favorite feature: lack of an ass
DAILY LIFE
What do you do most often when you are bored? Write, play on the comp, take photos
RIGHT NOW (November 23, 2005. 7:57), THE LAST...
thing you bought: a pack of smokes
thing you did: tucked my hair behind my ears
book you read: I don't know I read too much I am reading Hollywood stars in war (a book about 40's actors and there part in WW2)
thing you watched on TV: About a Boy
movie you saw at home: About a Boy
movie you saw on the big screen: Harry Bleepin' Potter!
thing you had to drink (alcohol): Carlo Rossie
thing you had to drink (non-alcohol): H2O
thing you ate: Spagetti
time you cried: Um last week. I was exosted and tyered of moving and I hit my brused knee on the door jam...I sat down and cryed until I couldn't breath. Then I got ice cream and gave up on moving for a day.
time you smiled: three minutes ago.
time you laughed: Earlier this evening.
Shoes You Wore: Green gardening clogs...I went into the garage to get the soda pop out of the other fridge.
time you danced: I got a little buggie on about an hour ago.
person you hugged: My cat
thing you said: “Ungghehuun”, "it's the key board." When asked if I knew what that sound was.
person you talked to online: Um I got an email from my Aunt Carolyn. If you mean instand message I have no idea it has been afew days.
thing you smelled: fresh baked bread.
time you were in Love: I am always in Love with someone. When was the last time that someone new I was in love with them...over a year ago.
time you Smoked: like two hours ago
time you had a Date: Dear god it has been forever. I guess Lela was my date to Wintey's birthday party...but seeing as I am not gay nor is Lela it wasn't waht you were talking about...so...2003. I am a loser thank you for pointing it out.
time you went to a Mall: When I went to see Harry Potter like three days ago.
time you ate a box of Oreos: Screw oreos!
you were Drunk: Um three weeks ago when I puked in the car.
EITHER/OR
Club or house-party: house party
Tea or coffee: tea
High achiever or easy-going: don't care
Cats or dogs: cats and Big "real" dogs not a boston terrier but a pit bull or a rot
Pen or pencil: pen
Hugs or kisses: both
Gloves or mittens: pockets I guess I wear mittens in the snow. Well that is what I call them a mitten is a knit glove right?
MP3 or CD: cd I guess.
Coke or Pepsi: no matter
Heterosexual or Homosexual: breeder.
Matches or a lighter: bic or zippo
Spike or Angel: This whole Buffy thing needs to end...they are both funny ooking but Iguess Spike he has the acent
Buffy or Willow: Willow when she dreesed like butt slut for halloween.
Croutons or bacon bits? croutons
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither if posible. I eat a BK with Lela but I would rather not eat fast food.
Single or Group Dates: Group as long as you can still hang alone now and then
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I like real tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mint Chocolate chip you boring bastards
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Sprite or 7UP? Don't care
Britney or Jessica: I am sad that i know what you are talking about and I am going to go with neither
Evangeleon or Bebop: Ok here I can say I don't know what in the blazes you are babbling about.
Mulder or Scully: Can't choose.
Kirk or Picard: Oh god that is like asking would I rather never shit again or never breath again...you can't make me choose.
Meat or Vegetarian: I am not a vegitarian becasue I love animals...I am a vegitarian becasue I hate plants. I can only eat organic meat becasue I am alergic to the lovly hormons but I like meat. Blue rare if you please.
Disney or Warner Bros: Warner Iguess but who cares.
GOALS
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: fix my damn branco
Do you want to go to College: Done.
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
How do you want to Die: Gods don't die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A turtle
What country would you most like to Visit: earth
Who Do You Want To Kill: killing is bad. maybe the guy who invented tweenkies
Who Do You Want To Hear From: A grren eyed boy
Who Do You Want To Look Like: me. I am sure that is a wrong answer but I think that it would freak me out if I looked like someone else.
Who Do You Want To Be Like: juliet low
FAVORITE...
Your Perfect Pizza: hot
Food: from scratch with out too many ingredents that i can't pronounce.
Drink: Cran Fiz
Color: yellow but not in cars. in cars candy apple red or black
Season: winter
Animal: turtle, hawk,and siberian tiger
Smells: boy (mostly old spice origianal), fresh baked bread or cookies, moter oil and sweet.
Sounds: rain on windows, humming, and poping fires
Shoes: I like all of my kicks.
Website: SoYouWanna.com
Song: Don't have a fav song.
Vegetable: green beans from my garden, spinich, squash, bell peper, corn, almost any.
Fruit: Most anything but apple and that is only becasue i am allergic
Country or City: I dig Bellingham I know that makes me a traider but suck one.
Movie: Boon Dock saitns, Office Space, Brain Scan, Pecker, others.
Holiday: I like Christmas, people are nicer and I get to see some of my family.
Day of the week: Friday I guess.
Word or phrase: Today I am going to go with, "You are a hooker and I will slap you in public"
Toothpaste: Sensadine or aquafresh
Perfume: Curve, Elizabeth Areden Fifth avenue, Esde Later Passion intense, Elizabeth Arden Green Tea, others
Artist(s)? All
Flowers: Gazania. Big colorfull daisy like flower that doesn't smell so bad.
Soda: Chery Coke
Sport to watch: Foot Ball
Ice cream: Mint Chocolate chip and caramel swerl oh and...Mallards rose ice cream rules.
Sesame Street Character: Grover
Fast Food Restaurant: I don't like fast food. Um Pita Pit?
All time TV show: STAR TREK, GET SMART, and INSPECTER GADGET
Toy as a child? My two American Girl Dolls and my surf board.
DO YOU OR HAVE YOU...
smoke: yeah too much.
swear: Yeah but I wish I could control myself a little more
do drugs: pot or a pain killer every blue moon.
sleep with stuffed animals: I did that last night.
believe in magic: In a Chelsea kind of way yes
pray: yeah
go to church: not sence I moved
love your job: writting yes...absorbtion I don't know yet.
have any secrets: I don't thinkI have anything that I don't want ANYONE to know but there is always something that you don't want someone to know.
like Thunderstorms: If I have a hand to hold onto
have a degree: yep
talk to strangers who instant message you: yes until they ask me if I want to have some fuck
wear hats: yeah
hate yourself: nope, I don't have time to hate people
wish on stars: every night
like your handwriting: I guess
believe in witches: like the wiccan kind or the kind that cut you off on I-5? Anyway yeah.
believe in Satan: Yeah but he goes by STAN now.
believe in ghosts: Yeah it could happen
trust others easily: No
like sarcasm: I don't think that it is very nice to use sarcasm, it tends to hurt peoples feelings when they don't understand that you are kidding. Hi my name is Chelsea Savage and I think you should vote no on sacrasm in 2015 (I would never get a giggle if I didn't use sarcasm)
take walks in the rain: yeah
kiss with your eyes closed: six of one half dozen of ther other
sing in the shower: yep
Been toilet papering: yep
Loved somebody so much it made you cry: loving someone shouldn't make one cry so thankfully no.
Been in a car accident: fender benders but nothing major
IN A BOY/GIRL: of your dreams not real life looking for
Favorite Eye Color: GREEN GREEN GREEN
Favorite Hair Color: Dark is hot but I like the red heads too
Short or Long Hair: shagie
Or Bald?: not in their early twenties
Height: 5'10" ish
Weight: 180 ish
Ethnicity: I like irish and english bone struckture so mostly one of those and something that gets a tan
Best Clothing Style: layed back skater I guess but I like it when guys wear suites too.
Normal, Athletic or Muscular?: If they can throw me off a dock they are cool.
A, B, C, D or Can't walk upright?: I am a DD so I think I have enough boobs for me and my man...no more bitch tits.
Prefer older or younger men/women? I normally go older but I think that is becasue I was dating people in my year and I was a bit ahead. If we get along I don't realy care.
The first thing you notice about your preferred sex? Sholders then eyes
After those questions, do looks REALLY matter? No if we can shoot the shit and giggle about nothing then I am happy but I am going to say this...YOU DO GET BONUS POINTS IF I GET A BONNER THINKING ABOUT YOU!
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