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Dec 27, 2004 21:45



How Stereotypical You Are...

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The Generic Teenager StereotypeDo you drink [alcohol]?When it's there.Do you party a lot? How often?Not necessarilly...I get drunk/high/laid periodically.Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?Yes. >.<;How often do you use the word like in an average hour?Um. About 2-7, maybe?Do you skip classes? How often?I have before, and do as often as possible.Do you have casual sex? Protected?Hell no. But when I do have sex, it's protection all the way.Do you steal?Hahaha, sometimes.Do you wear inappropriate clothing?I wear what's comfortable.Do you drool over celebrities?Only a couple.Do you watch a lot of TV?Just my shows.Do you ever watch the News?Yes.Do you even care about world issues?Completely.Do you read books often?I'm a book-aholic.Are you failing a lot of your classes?Only failed one. Fuck Algebra.Do you spend most of your time with your friends?I spend most of my time in my head.Do you smoke cigarettes?Addixt. x_X;Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?Hell fucking no.Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?Um. No?Do you cuss a lot?Shit yeah, bitch.Are you desperate to fit in?Hahahahahahaha, sure. Idiot.Are you intelligent?I'm about average. Everyone else is just a dumbfuck.The Goth StereotypeBlack lipstick?Only for Halloween costumes!Black eyeliner?Every now and then.Black eyeshadow?Rarely.Black trenchcoat?They make me look smaller than anyone ever thought humanly possible.Black boots?If you got Harleys for $5, you'd wear 'em, too.Black fishnets?Mostly neon fishnets.Black nail polish?I prefer red or green.Cigarettes?Uh-huh.Heavy metal music?All music that doesn't suck completely.Marilyn Manson?He has a nice rack.Kittie?Uh. Sexy bassist.Cradle of Filth?Sure.Constant frown and perpetual angst?Uh. How 'bout no?Do you like to be seen asExcuse me?Are you an intellectual?Sure.An atheist?Hell no.Horrible home life?Not too bad.Hopelessly depressed?Nope.Suffering with suicidal idealations?Only to keep things interesting in my head.Self-mutilation?No way.The Punk StereotypePlaid?Sure. Big black boots?I answered this already.Mohawk?I had a blue one...Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]I want an eyebrow done...Loud, confident and opinionated?Sometimes.Wild hair colors?All the way!NOFX?Sure, I guess...Rancid?Older Rancid.Well versed on political scandals and outrages?Haha, sure.AWhaa?The Jock SterotypeWhat's your IQ?Hell if I care.Do you watch a lot of sports?Shit no.Play a lot of sports?Hell no.Talk a lot about sports?Not a chance in hell.Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?All the time.Are you arrogant?Not really.Are you a male or female whore?Haha, I hope not.Are you homophobic?I'm bi...?Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?I don't often tease people in a malicious manner.But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?I am that.Boobs = yes?I like boobs.Parties = yes?I like social interraction.Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?I'm a vegetarian. =\The Girl StereotypeDo you spend a lot of time on your appearence?Only if you count checking my teeth before walking out the door.Have you ever been on a diet?Detox, yeah.How much did you lose?Not much. Maybe 5 pounds.Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?Uh. No?Make yourself throw up?I have before. Don't like to talk about it.Make-up?Only when I'm going somewhere real special or I have some extra time.Low-cut tops?Jeans and a t-shirt are JUST fine.How big are your boobies? [Cup size]Uh. B, I think.Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?Only when it makes my nose itch.Giggle a lot? I laugh. Giggles are for pussies.What's the deal with boys?Most spawn directly from the source of all malicious evil.Thongs?Are meant for sandals.Pretty bras?I don't wear bras unless I'm wearing something thin and light-colored.YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?Only for pictures for collages.Who's the weaker sex?MEN.Are you a feminist?Shit yes.Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?Fuck no. How often do you shave your legs?When I need to go out in public with bare legs.How about your armpits?As often as I shower.Are you emotional?To a point.Especially when on your period?I don't PMS. o.o;This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]Originality or Acceptance?Originality.Independence or Companionship?Independence.Stability or Freedom?Freedom.Personal or Interpersonal?Personal.Introvert or Extrovert?Introvert.Popularity or Isolation?Isolation.Unique or Loved?Unique.Understood or Individual?Individual.You or Them?Them.
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