Jan 30, 2009 10:09
when you have a child, you realize how selfish you were and probably still are a little bit. i mean, that never goes away fully. however, your boobs are no longer yours. ever! they are ziya's and she will suck on them until they are hot pink and blistering.
it doesn't matter if you're tired, always get the changing pad because they are going to poop, pee or both the second you take off that diaper. even if they already did one or both and you waited to see if there is more. there's more, once you take it off.
thus begins the tally of why anna sucks and how ziya wins.
ziya:2 anna:0