Analyze this psycho's dream!

[littlerosyposy]

I was in a hotel very similar to Sinnet Court (the university owned flats I've been living at this past year) but the corridor seemed extremely long and it was about 100 years ago outside. There was a cart of people who both Emma and I knew to be fake circus people and I decided to check them out. So, I went outside and joined the fake circus people, saying I was a ventriloquist who needed a ride. On the way, we met a very posh, young lady dressed in Victorian-type clothes who expressed a desire for a cabaret. At this point, the fake circus folk said that they were planning on having a cabaret that very night and I started singing snippets from the song "Wilkommen". After this, I left and returned to the hotel where I met Emma about to go downstairs to the restaurant for dinner. I told her about the fake circus people and we went into dinner. However, every dish was taken from the table before I got to eat anything. I left the dinner table quite annoyed and Emma and I talked over our plans. The idea was to appear at the cabaret and expose the circus people as fakes. But I suddenly realized that I couldn't go because Humphrey Littleton knew what I looked like and would realize it was me if I turned up. So Emma went on her own and I went down to the restaurant to try and find something to eat. In the restaurant, the waiters were busy laying the tables. I was suddenly doing a very complicated dance with 6 of the waiters and a white lace tablecloth. Then I stole a badge that one of the waiters was wearing that said "Speedy Gonzales" on it. I ran upstairs and locked myself in a room that had 3 bolts, two keyholes and 1 padlock. Then......

....I woke up.

Any suggestions for the meaning of this dream?? They would be greatly appreciated. Otherwise, I may have to resort to dream analysis from a professional.