well crap.

[littlerobin]

MarquisDeRobin: wow, i could kick myself.
MarquisDeRobin: ive just discovered im a closetcase
XXX: Closet what?
MarquisDeRobin: jealousist
XXX: HAHAHAHHAAH

Comments

[atlantik]

for instance:

let us assume we are dating. (or let us assume we *aren't* and this is pretend, since we e-are e-dating in case you didn't know about it.) you and i are at the grocery store, and the bag boy is bagging our broccoli. (we live together. the broccoli is communal. hence "our" broccoli.) he is cute, and he all makes eyes at me all like "hey what's up?". discreetly, glancing just above the Glamour magazine i am parousing while waiting in line but have no intention of paying for, i look back at him. for 6 seconds. then i look at you and smile.

do you get jealous?

*note* the following image is a generic response in advance to your answer courtesy of My Little Ponies.

[littlerobin]

6 seconds?
glamour?
healthful food?

this all adds up to a threesome, not jealousy.

[atlantik]

SCORE! EXACTLY THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR.

maybe i'll even buy you the magazine. <3