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you know life is dangerous when you get locked in the community bathroom. during those frightening moments alone in there, i thought:
1) damn, now i'll never finish my essays
2) i'm going to get frostbite and die...in a bathroom. that is like the epitome of sad. in my mind, i saw the police report, and where
they state the place of death, it will say "community bathroom on the second floor of andrews dormitory"
3) the bathroom will be the last place you'll go look when someone is missing, thus, i was screwed. although, from now on, whenever
something is declared missing (prisoners, cute little children, ugly pets with unoriginal names, etc), always look for them in the closest
community bathroom. i know i will.
lesson of the day, always take your cellphone everywhere. even the bathroom. cause you never know when you'll get locked in and have no way to call for help.
1) damn, now i'll never finish my essays
2) i'm going to get frostbite and die...in a bathroom. that is like the epitome of sad. in my mind, i saw the police report, and where
they state the place of death, it will say "community bathroom on the second floor of andrews dormitory"
3) the bathroom will be the last place you'll go look when someone is missing, thus, i was screwed. although, from now on, whenever
something is declared missing (prisoners, cute little children, ugly pets with unoriginal names, etc), always look for them in the closest
community bathroom. i know i will.
lesson of the day, always take your cellphone everywhere. even the bathroom. cause you never know when you'll get locked in and have no way to call for help.