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some days...ok, scratch that, like everyday, i wonder at my vast amounts of stupidity. why do i say this? because today, i almost started a food fight in kinsolving. unintentionally. it would have been cool if i have meant for it to happen like that, but no, alas, fate/life/whatever hates me...a lot.
here's how it happened. i was sitting there, yawning and stretching at the dinner table, all innocent and sweet like you know i always am and big mike decides to throw his cereal at me. since i do not appreciate being abuse, i naturally retaliated with a crumpled paper napkin. unfortunately, due to my spectacular lack of aim, i missed mike (who was a whole four feet away from me) and my sad little napkin landed in some random stranger's (now referred to as attacker 'a') plate. said stranger was unpleasantly rude (not really) and threw aforementioned napkin (now referred to as object 'a') back at me (now referred to as victim 'a') at high velocities. since my projectile was returned to me in such an unpleasant way, i kindly returned the favor. but as we have already established the fact that i can't aim worth shit, i (code name: victim a) missed attacker a and ended up hitting attacker a's ally. the ally turned around and i guess he decided all asians were the same anyways and decided to retaliate by throwing corn at danielle (victim b) who was sitting across from me. that was there first instance food had been thrown mind you so i am clear of all blame. ha! it would have escalated if hobo bob (mediator 'a') had not interfered. what a bitch. kidding. or am i?
so yeah, that was my exciting day.
sincerely,
victim a.
p.s. look at my awesome new icon!
here's how it happened. i was sitting there, yawning and stretching at the dinner table, all innocent and sweet like you know i always am and big mike decides to throw his cereal at me. since i do not appreciate being abuse, i naturally retaliated with a crumpled paper napkin. unfortunately, due to my spectacular lack of aim, i missed mike (who was a whole four feet away from me) and my sad little napkin landed in some random stranger's (now referred to as attacker 'a') plate. said stranger was unpleasantly rude (not really) and threw aforementioned napkin (now referred to as object 'a') back at me (now referred to as victim 'a') at high velocities. since my projectile was returned to me in such an unpleasant way, i kindly returned the favor. but as we have already established the fact that i can't aim worth shit, i (code name: victim a) missed attacker a and ended up hitting attacker a's ally. the ally turned around and i guess he decided all asians were the same anyways and decided to retaliate by throwing corn at danielle (victim b) who was sitting across from me. that was there first instance food had been thrown mind you so i am clear of all blame. ha! it would have escalated if hobo bob (mediator 'a') had not interfered. what a bitch. kidding. or am i?
so yeah, that was my exciting day.
sincerely,
victim a.
p.s. look at my awesome new icon!