loyal like a cockerspaniel
me: *grabs laurens boob*
bartender: hey hey whats going on over here ladies?
me: im sad cause my boobies are small
b: well little lady let me tell you something. titties are like dogs. sometimes you have the big ones like rottweilers or dalmations which are really fun to play with but then you get the cute ones like the chihauas or the cocker spaniels which are just as fun but loyal.
m: . . . okay. youre hot make out with me.
?????
my breasts are like cocker spaniels apparently. small and fun but loyal. and that was a 10 minute conversation. he said a bunch of other stuff about dogs but that was all i could remember.
also. i hate waking up and having the cotton ball feeling in your mouth.
getting home at 7 am is not ffun either. fucks up my sleep schedule.
also. wait. is there anoyther also?
um. oh. wait. no. oh yeah. ending up in brooklyn at 4 am when youre drunk and just wanna sleep and your friend is about to pee on you cause shes drunk is no fun.
but getting our cab paid for by the nice guy in the bar is fun.
i love u guys.
im tired. still a little hungover.
sleep sounds good.
bartender: hey hey whats going on over here ladies?
me: im sad cause my boobies are small
b: well little lady let me tell you something. titties are like dogs. sometimes you have the big ones like rottweilers or dalmations which are really fun to play with but then you get the cute ones like the chihauas or the cocker spaniels which are just as fun but loyal.
m: . . . okay. youre hot make out with me.
?????
my breasts are like cocker spaniels apparently. small and fun but loyal. and that was a 10 minute conversation. he said a bunch of other stuff about dogs but that was all i could remember.
also. i hate waking up and having the cotton ball feeling in your mouth.
getting home at 7 am is not ffun either. fucks up my sleep schedule.
also. wait. is there anoyther also?
um. oh. wait. no. oh yeah. ending up in brooklyn at 4 am when youre drunk and just wanna sleep and your friend is about to pee on you cause shes drunk is no fun.
but getting our cab paid for by the nice guy in the bar is fun.
i love u guys.
im tired. still a little hungover.
sleep sounds good.