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I love my job. Because:
1. I get paid to do nothing whatsoever the vast majority of the time. Not even desk coverage...just, like, nothing. And I apologize about it frequently and feel guilty and everyone just says I am being silly.
2. I get free things basically every day (e.g. Biolage shampoo/conditioner, nice french lotion, assorted other toiletries, snacks, movie passes, usb jump drives, umbrellas, really nifty magnetic heineken beer bottle openers, etc. etc.)
3. Yesterday I got paid to drink champagne, dip various things in a chocolate fountain, and eat little seafood dishes served in cocktail glasses, because we had the Stern faculty/staff holiday party.
1. I get paid to do nothing whatsoever the vast majority of the time. Not even desk coverage...just, like, nothing. And I apologize about it frequently and feel guilty and everyone just says I am being silly.
2. I get free things basically every day (e.g. Biolage shampoo/conditioner, nice french lotion, assorted other toiletries, snacks, movie passes, usb jump drives, umbrellas, really nifty magnetic heineken beer bottle openers, etc. etc.)
3. Yesterday I got paid to drink champagne, dip various things in a chocolate fountain, and eat little seafood dishes served in cocktail glasses, because we had the Stern faculty/staff holiday party.