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Apr 04, 2005 07:28

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lmt_dreamgirl April 4 2005, 11:49:20 UTC
KATY WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!! STOP EATING JESUS!!!! God You don't DESERVE HIS Bodily flueds..thats right world i can't spell...AND I LIKE IT...OHHHHH!! WHAT NOW!!

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littlepipsqueak April 4 2005, 11:50:21 UTC
im not eating his body fluids

...just his body...

it tasted better this time

...i was hungry...

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lmt_dreamgirl April 4 2005, 11:52:19 UTC
YOU BITCH!!! GO a first communion..pipo and i will give it to you...and i'll let you wear the 4 year old wedding dress this time...OK!!! SWEET..and we can use the dr sues book...like our weddings..but now you'll be able to eat jesus!! SWEET!!! How does that make you feel?? look i'm dr hallinininininin..

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littlepipsqueak April 4 2005, 11:53:01 UTC
...can i marry pipo??

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lmt_dreamgirl April 4 2005, 11:55:11 UTC
God katy...will you focus....!!! Do YOu not want to eat jesus!!! GOD!!! ... No he is my hot monkey..and we are SO GOING TO BE THE NEW NEIGHBORS!!...Oh what now..

i love how you are sitting next to me commenting on your journal...hahahaha
look at mine and katy's journals...thats soo funny...I said it's funny...LAUGH BIOTCH!!!!

*::*FACE*::*

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littlepipsqueak April 4 2005, 11:57:51 UTC
WHAT?!?!?!?! "he is my hot monkey"??!?!?!?!??!!!?? what are you thinking???? he is MINE TOO!!! i married him didn't i??? you little back-stabbing bitch!!!

::sobs:: PIPo0o0o0o0o0o0o!!!!

i think i need to eat something to get over my grief...
hm...maybe this cracker that i know of...

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lmt_dreamgirl April 4 2005, 12:01:36 UTC
OH NO KATY!!! GOD!! WE TOOK TURNS..And then you abandoned him in a scary cold toy box...THATS RIGHT PEOPLE!!! Katy is bad bad bad bad bad!!!! And thanks to me...pipo is still alive...

Oh pipo is a stuffed HOT monkey with a beared my brother and i had as a baby...it was like held together by dust..lol..but i washed him for the first time a few months ago :o)

KATY IS SOOO JEALOUSE!!!! THATS RIGHT CLAIRINA!!!-mothers name for her.. I SAID IT!!! It's ok pippo .. MAMMAS HERE!!!

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littlepipsqueak April 4 2005, 12:05:44 UTC
::GASP::: I did not abondon him!! i didnt even know u had a scary toy box!! you lie! you just want pipo all for yourself...you bitch.

by the way...have you ever thought of shaving his beard?? i mean it is getting a little scraggly looking...he could look WICKED HOT...if you got rid of it...

OH NO!!! what am I thinking?!?!?!???!!!??! I've clearly gone CRAZY!!!! the cracker went RIGHT to my head im telling ya.

i apologize. pipo could not possibly be hotter than he already is.

i am sorry for ever even thinking it.

::walks away into a corner and goes into the fetal position::

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lmt_dreamgirl April 4 2005, 12:09:02 UTC
KATY!!!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!...I TOLD YOU PIPpO SHE NEVER LOVED YOU!!!

I have the pipo blues
and he has no shoes..
ohhh pippo

HE IS SOO HOT YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS!!!!

*::*Runns grabs the monkey and goes to back room*::*

YES PIPPO YES!!!....uhh...I meen NO PIPPO NO!!!

((i really Meen yes)) - but don't tell katy...
...DAMN IT!!!

I DIDNT MEAN IT KATY!! YAHHH....Runs away..hides in closet with pippo...hmm...SWEET

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littlepipsqueak April 4 2005, 12:11:50 UTC
... I AM OUTRAGED!!! ::runs to lindsy's house and grabs the mokey:: NOW HE IS MINE. ::runs to katy's house and into...HOT TUB::

pipo...now we are alone...you do have protection, right? ::pipo takes out a condom that is 7 feet long::

YES PIPPO YES!

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lmt_dreamgirl April 4 2005, 12:14:23 UTC
I Know what you are going to doo!!! YOU CANT FOOL ME!!!

People call the cops...
She is going to take the condom but it over his head and drown him!!! AFTER SHE SHAVES HIS BEARD!!!! quivers BUT I LIKE HIS BEARD!!! HOW COULD YOUUUU!!!!! I WILL GO AND RETREVE HIM!!!!..hey uhh..katy is that a word???...OH WELL I'LL DO IT!!!!! YAHHHHHHH DONT MOCK ME!!!! YOU DONT KNOW ME!!!

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littlepipsqueak April 4 2005, 12:17:19 UTC
yes lindsy...it is a word.

but ya know, that was not my plan for pipo at all...he was going to put the condom on MY head...then hes going to eat some fertilizer to make his beard even longer....

obviously

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lmt_dreamgirl April 4 2005, 12:19:19 UTC
*Which HEAD*!!! .... PIPPO HOW COULD YOU!!! How appalling...How simply appalling..thats what we did last night...GOD!!! Hmm...It's nice isn't it ;o) he told me he so would rather eat my fertilizer then yours!! Yup thats right that is exactly what he said!!! WHAT NOW BIOTCH!!!

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littlepipsqueak April 4 2005, 12:22:15 UTC
......you dont have any fertilizer....

the masked fertilizer stealer stole it!!! ha ha ha ha ha

thats right the masked fertilizer stealer. he runs through towns with a mask aon...and steals people's fertilizer...especially if theyve been naughty

the masked fertilizer stealer
he looks like a potato pealer
he smells kinda funky
and he helps out monkeys
he wears a mask to hid his face
cuz his face is a disgrace
to the human race
....how bout a shoelace??

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lmt_dreamgirl April 4 2005, 12:25:06 UTC
Thats where my fertilizer has gone!!!! OH NO! I'm always naughty! Damn it...I BET ITS YOU

cuz your face is a disgrase
and you want this face
you want my package
lalala ackage
I've Got the fertilizer blues
and its all cuz of you!!

OOH CHRISTMAS!!!

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