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I went to Safeway and bought potatoes, eggs, onions, soy milk, cilantro, and chocolate chips. The total was $11. The dirty hipster-ish boy in front of me was buying: Hershey's Hugs, two bags on gummy bears, two Cliff bars, and a package of Oscar Meyer SHAVED HAM. His total was $13.47. It was the greatest grocery list I've ever seen.