Dear Diary...
December 4th, 2008
Right.
So last time I wrote in this I guess I was going away for Thanksgiving and life was great.
Now? Well let's see, where to start. Oh yeah, Sam has officially been initiated into the X-Men: He died and came back. Sigh. Paige is like taking it super bad, as is everyone else. Is it bad that I'm not? I mean, yeah he was dead..but he's not now. Jean's done that a million times by now. Hell, she's like patented it. Also? Him and Alex went and got tats and piercings. Well. Sam got a tat. Alex got the piercing. Dumbass. It takes a long time for a tongue piercing to heal, which is lame cause it means nada. Nothing. Zip.
Oh well.
We did plenty of that. Enough to get a kid out of the deal.
Fuck.
One time. One freaking time without a condom. And I get pregnant. Goddamnit, no wonder there's like a billion of us Asians around. We're like super fertile or something. Damnit. Told Scott. Aryn. Paige. Alex - obviously. Rogue. Scott didn't pass out, that made me happy. Dr. McCoy knows cause well, hell, Hank needs to know. Thankfully no one's really asking who the dad is cause I dont' want to have to say 'oh my teacher'. Why is my life so complicated? I want ice cream. Which isn't on the list of foods I should eat and not eat that Paige made up for me. Colour coded too. Wow. I'd say she needs to get laid but, I don't need her getting pregnant too. LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES. Although!! I am happy about this. A lot happier than I thought I was when I found out. I mean... I'm starting my army of cuteness now and damnit, we'll have a fucking adorable baby. Alex promised. If it's ugly, I get to kick him.
The only thing that sucks? I AM SO BORED! No training, no running, no pafs, no nothing. Is this what the next like eight months are going to be like? Because count me out! Bah. I want to nap again. OH! Another bonus to being knocked up?? YOU GET TO SLEEP WHENEVER YOU WANT. Everyone's like oh go rest Jubilee -- everyone that knows anyways. I am so not going to tell them I'm wide awake. This is awesome.
Right.
So last time I wrote in this I guess I was going away for Thanksgiving and life was great.
Now? Well let's see, where to start. Oh yeah, Sam has officially been initiated into the X-Men: He died and came back. Sigh. Paige is like taking it super bad, as is everyone else. Is it bad that I'm not? I mean, yeah he was dead..but he's not now. Jean's done that a million times by now. Hell, she's like patented it. Also? Him and Alex went and got tats and piercings. Well. Sam got a tat. Alex got the piercing. Dumbass. It takes a long time for a tongue piercing to heal, which is lame cause it means nada. Nothing. Zip.
Oh well.
We did plenty of that. Enough to get a kid out of the deal.
Fuck.
One time. One freaking time without a condom. And I get pregnant. Goddamnit, no wonder there's like a billion of us Asians around. We're like super fertile or something. Damnit. Told Scott. Aryn. Paige. Alex - obviously. Rogue. Scott didn't pass out, that made me happy. Dr. McCoy knows cause well, hell, Hank needs to know. Thankfully no one's really asking who the dad is cause I dont' want to have to say 'oh my teacher'. Why is my life so complicated? I want ice cream. Which isn't on the list of foods I should eat and not eat that Paige made up for me. Colour coded too. Wow. I'd say she needs to get laid but, I don't need her getting pregnant too. LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES. Although!! I am happy about this. A lot happier than I thought I was when I found out. I mean... I'm starting my army of cuteness now and damnit, we'll have a fucking adorable baby. Alex promised. If it's ugly, I get to kick him.
The only thing that sucks? I AM SO BORED! No training, no running, no pafs, no nothing. Is this what the next like eight months are going to be like? Because count me out! Bah. I want to nap again. OH! Another bonus to being knocked up?? YOU GET TO SLEEP WHENEVER YOU WANT. Everyone's like oh go rest Jubilee -- everyone that knows anyways. I am so not going to tell them I'm wide awake. This is awesome.