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[littleoffthetop]

This had to be my greatest fear
Not only have I turned up here
But now I've lost my only dear
Now how will I be naughty?

Ah, my hair trimmer...  Not that it matters that it's gone, no one seems to be around to use it on.

This could get quite boring.

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[callmecursed]

.......what.

[littleoffthetop]

May I ask exactly what you are questioning?

[callmecursed]

Your sanity.

[littleoffthetop]

Those two fellows from the mental institution seemed to question it as well. I suppose to most people I seem quite insane.

[callmecursed]

Probably a reason for that.

[littleoffthetop]

Yes, you see my deep affection for hair tends to...put people off.

[callmecursed]

Well, I wouldn't want you anywhere near my hair.

[littleoffthetop]

What a shame. I am a barber, you know.

[callmecursed]

If you come anywhere close to my head, I'll kill you.

[littleoffthetop]

My, my. You seem quite put off with me; I don't believe I've done anything wrong.

[callmecursed]

That's the beautiful thing. I don't need a reason.