ONLY Moditup and Sivart13 Will appreciate this
THIS is the entry that will ENSURE I never have sex again...
so long as I live...
now you THINK I'm exaggerating here...
but, honestly, the information I'm about to reveal is JUST as damaging as advertising a particularly persistent case of genital herpes.
What could such horrible news be?
Well...I must abashedly admit that
before I chose to double major in International Relations and Economics...
I minored in...the dreaded...
COMPUTER SCIENCE.
I can feel you all shrinking away from the screen in terror.
now, now, you jerk. PUT those stereotypes away...I've met QUITE a few computer scientists...
and they are NOT all completely reclusive...socially awkward..sober types...
okay..well, maybe they are...
here's a picture of me from that time in my life...
I've changed QUITE a bit.
(EDITORS NOTE:
BTW, this is all SARCASM. There is nothing inherently wrong with CS kids.
They are loveable and sexy just like anyone else.)
Anyway Back to what I was saying...
SO, why do I choose to reveal this now?
For the longest time...I thought all of the skills UC Davis taught me would NEVER go to use...
Until recently, I finally found a TRULY appropriate use for my $20,000 education...
I MADE A GAME..WHERE YOU SHOOT BABIES AT BIG-ASS ASTEROIDS...
and not only that...
it's available for YOU people to download!
Things to keep in mind:
A) Level 5 is the super secret Boss Level...
If anyone makes it there, comment with a screenshot...
you'll be the ENVY of all your peers!
B) My Highscore was 30,000...
If you can beat that, I will PERSONALLY treat you to a sushi buffet.
DOWNLOAD IT HERE.
so long as I live...
now you THINK I'm exaggerating here...
but, honestly, the information I'm about to reveal is JUST as damaging as advertising a particularly persistent case of genital herpes.
What could such horrible news be?
Well...I must abashedly admit that
before I chose to double major in International Relations and Economics...
I minored in...the dreaded...
COMPUTER SCIENCE.
I can feel you all shrinking away from the screen in terror.
now, now, you jerk. PUT those stereotypes away...I've met QUITE a few computer scientists...
and they are NOT all completely reclusive...socially awkward..sober types...
okay..well, maybe they are...
here's a picture of me from that time in my life...
I've changed QUITE a bit.
(EDITORS NOTE:
BTW, this is all SARCASM. There is nothing inherently wrong with CS kids.
They are loveable and sexy just like anyone else.)
Anyway Back to what I was saying...
SO, why do I choose to reveal this now?
For the longest time...I thought all of the skills UC Davis taught me would NEVER go to use...
Until recently, I finally found a TRULY appropriate use for my $20,000 education...
I MADE A GAME..WHERE YOU SHOOT BABIES AT BIG-ASS ASTEROIDS...
and not only that...
it's available for YOU people to download!
Things to keep in mind:
A) Level 5 is the super secret Boss Level...
If anyone makes it there, comment with a screenshot...
you'll be the ENVY of all your peers!
B) My Highscore was 30,000...
If you can beat that, I will PERSONALLY treat you to a sushi buffet.
DOWNLOAD IT HERE.