Wouldn't it be a lovely headline, "Life is Beautiful" on the New York Times?
WELL..well..well..
it's just the two of us here..alone..
and, might I add, you look lovely in the warm glow of the monitor...
God, the way the light attaches to your skin..
My nipples can't help but harden
and vibrate uncontrollably...
PLEASE..come closer..press your lips against the monitor...
YES. PRESS MY POWER BUTTON. FASTER. HARDER.
Okay. I don't know WHY I always lure you people here and treat you to really cheesy romance novel bullshit.
I know what you're thinking, "Look buddy..I've got plenty of porn stashed under my bed. Quit wasting my time and get to the point."
and YOU, sir, certainly have a point.
It has been some time since the LAST update, and I feel OBLIGATED to tell you how things are going. So let's take stock of my current situation:
1. I recently started shampooing and conditioning the pubes. Frankly, there is no reason for all of the neglect mankind imposes on this area of the body! If we can lavish the tops of our heads with attention, why should a simple scrub with the bar of soap cut it down there? (AND the results, might I add, are silky smooth!)
2. Everyone I know and love is graduating! So, I'm in need of new wonderful amazing friends to chill with for the following year. SO Mr. Acquaintance and Mrs. Not-So-Close-Friend, let's hang out next year and bond.(or else, I'll be lonely)
and FINALLY, this post has a special treat! About a year ago, My buddy Sean and I made a music video chronicling the loss of Bianca, my ex-girlfriend. Of course, it's just a music video so it isn't particularly serious. I'd say it's chock full of subtle wit and intelligent tomfoolery. So, make sure your thinking hat is squarely in place and download it with the link below.
(Note: don't wait for it to stream, just click download)
