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NORMALLY, I don't update as often as this...
HOWEVER I am purposely trying to divert your attention AWAY from the bike stealling post...
obviously I ruffled a few feathers there, and IM GOING TO RETURN IT TOMORROW.
I've never felt guiltier in my life.
I'll also search for the pretty pink bike and return THAT too.
there! everyone is happy! I didn't so much STEAL them...as borrow them wihtout permission.
Now, for the promised story #2:
I should say, before I begin, that this story really lacks a plot/climax. So DON'T get your hopes up.
SO, lately, I have been experimenting with online dating...
I've been signing myself up for EVERYTHING I can. It started with daviscoeds, which actually panned out. I recieved a few messages from nice people, but I haven't really planned on ACTUALLY meeting anyone from the site. The appeal for siging up stemmed from:
1. playing the game of whos better off with my ex (not that we were even PLAYING that game, I just assumed we were)
2. general curiosity
But anyway, my curiosity went RAMPANT. and I started signing up for EVERY dating website I could. I am currently on: DavisCoeds, AdultFriendFinder, Shaadi.com(which, by the way, is the hindi word for MARRIAGE), and E-harmony.com
E-harmony actually required me to take an HOUR LONG personality test. WHICH I patiently did. The idea is that it will find the PERFECT match based on your personality and the science of coupling. After 60 minutes of horrible personal questions, I was able to FINALLY search for my soul mate.
So I set the finder to "within 10 miles of Davis,CA" and hit search. After a minute of searching...it showed "There is NO one that matches your personality in this area."
This was, obviously, pretty dissapointing...
but I'm an optimisitc guy. SO I changed the search to "within 50 miles of Davis,CA".
Still No Matches.
At THIS point, I was fully desperate. So I revised the search distance to ALL SEVEN CONTINENTS. I hit search, and waited a full 5 MINUTES while it scanned through the millions of people who had logged onto the website.
no matches.
Jesus Christ! What do they want from me?
on a side note, I wish I had a vagina because girls have the COOLEST masterbatory tools.
HOWEVER I am purposely trying to divert your attention AWAY from the bike stealling post...
obviously I ruffled a few feathers there, and IM GOING TO RETURN IT TOMORROW.
I've never felt guiltier in my life.
I'll also search for the pretty pink bike and return THAT too.
there! everyone is happy! I didn't so much STEAL them...as borrow them wihtout permission.
Now, for the promised story #2:
I should say, before I begin, that this story really lacks a plot/climax. So DON'T get your hopes up.
SO, lately, I have been experimenting with online dating...
I've been signing myself up for EVERYTHING I can. It started with daviscoeds, which actually panned out. I recieved a few messages from nice people, but I haven't really planned on ACTUALLY meeting anyone from the site. The appeal for siging up stemmed from:
1. playing the game of whos better off with my ex (not that we were even PLAYING that game, I just assumed we were)
2. general curiosity
But anyway, my curiosity went RAMPANT. and I started signing up for EVERY dating website I could. I am currently on: DavisCoeds, AdultFriendFinder, Shaadi.com(which, by the way, is the hindi word for MARRIAGE), and E-harmony.com
E-harmony actually required me to take an HOUR LONG personality test. WHICH I patiently did. The idea is that it will find the PERFECT match based on your personality and the science of coupling. After 60 minutes of horrible personal questions, I was able to FINALLY search for my soul mate.
So I set the finder to "within 10 miles of Davis,CA" and hit search. After a minute of searching...it showed "There is NO one that matches your personality in this area."
This was, obviously, pretty dissapointing...
but I'm an optimisitc guy. SO I changed the search to "within 50 miles of Davis,CA".
Still No Matches.
At THIS point, I was fully desperate. So I revised the search distance to ALL SEVEN CONTINENTS. I hit search, and waited a full 5 MINUTES while it scanned through the millions of people who had logged onto the website.
no matches.
Jesus Christ! What do they want from me?
on a side note, I wish I had a vagina because girls have the COOLEST masterbatory tools.