im going to marry a pair of boxer briefs
Today i TOSSED away boring old plaid boxers for a pair of RACY, BLACK boxer briefs..
Like anyone, i had the usual, understandable fears:
Am i going to be impotent by the end of the day?
is "IT" going to shrink? (and trust me people, i really cant afford to lose a few more inches)
will people treat me differently?
Well, i definately was NOT impotent by the end of the day and im THANKFULLY the same size..but i DID notice i got treated a little differently--namely, all day the MU people would REPEATEDLY punch me in the face.
okay that didnt really happen, in FACT, the whole boxer brief thing was probably the best decision of my life (yes, my life is THAT sad). As soon as i slipped them on this morning, i felt an uncontrollable urge to dance..and all day i felt secure, like a good buddy was there for me no matter WHERE i went (a good buddy who is constantly holding up my package)...two thumbs up, fine holiday fun. everyone should switch..
SO next thursday is my birthday..im going to be TWENTY (20) YEARS old..officially making me the oldest man in uc davis...
i think im going to start wearing suspenders as soon as im older
birthdays are always exciting for me, and kinda sad..because im kindova floater, i never really formed ONE end-all close knit group of friends..so i cant really depend on anyone to take me out to dinner or do any of the regular stuff
not that i dont have close friends, there are a bunch of groups on campus that i totally LOVE..but anyway, if im going to have any fun..i think IM going to have to take the intiatiative and plan my OWN giant party and bring everyone together...lemme know if you guys have any ideas on how i can make my party unique
Like anyone, i had the usual, understandable fears:
Am i going to be impotent by the end of the day?
is "IT" going to shrink? (and trust me people, i really cant afford to lose a few more inches)
will people treat me differently?
Well, i definately was NOT impotent by the end of the day and im THANKFULLY the same size..but i DID notice i got treated a little differently--namely, all day the MU people would REPEATEDLY punch me in the face.
okay that didnt really happen, in FACT, the whole boxer brief thing was probably the best decision of my life (yes, my life is THAT sad). As soon as i slipped them on this morning, i felt an uncontrollable urge to dance..and all day i felt secure, like a good buddy was there for me no matter WHERE i went (a good buddy who is constantly holding up my package)...two thumbs up, fine holiday fun. everyone should switch..
SO next thursday is my birthday..im going to be TWENTY (20) YEARS old..officially making me the oldest man in uc davis...
i think im going to start wearing suspenders as soon as im older
birthdays are always exciting for me, and kinda sad..because im kindova floater, i never really formed ONE end-all close knit group of friends..so i cant really depend on anyone to take me out to dinner or do any of the regular stuff
not that i dont have close friends, there are a bunch of groups on campus that i totally LOVE..but anyway, if im going to have any fun..i think IM going to have to take the intiatiative and plan my OWN giant party and bring everyone together...lemme know if you guys have any ideas on how i can make my party unique