10 Things I've Learned this Summer
10. Even six week summer courses blow.
9. "I'm learning to knit and drink iced tea, because people who knit and drink iced tea are on a higher plane than the rest of us." -Connie
8. Mud masks are best earned and appreciated when they are retrieved from the bottom of a 50 degree river.
7. The dance break in Napoleon Dynamite can be enjoyed in any stage of awakeness.
6. Orchestra kids make stellar Rockettes.
5. Beware of the walk-up Dairy Queen that has no sidewalk.
4. Bassists can dance!
3. He probably won't want to.
2. But the Puerto Rican chick will!
and finally...
1. Slip 'n' Slides are severely underrated.
9. "I'm learning to knit and drink iced tea, because people who knit and drink iced tea are on a higher plane than the rest of us." -Connie
8. Mud masks are best earned and appreciated when they are retrieved from the bottom of a 50 degree river.
7. The dance break in Napoleon Dynamite can be enjoyed in any stage of awakeness.
6. Orchestra kids make stellar Rockettes.
5. Beware of the walk-up Dairy Queen that has no sidewalk.
4. Bassists can dance!
3. He probably won't want to.
2. But the Puerto Rican chick will!
and finally...
1. Slip 'n' Slides are severely underrated.