my letter to santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I bought porn for brightestskies (10 points). In February I helped branwill317 across the street (6 points). In May I turned speakofafever in for littering (3 points). In March I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday drug_kittie and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-731 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
LittleMermaid15