Yummy in my fat tummy
Today's lunch may have been my last brush with all that yummy Chinese food before I start my South Beach Diet. I dunno, I have to read the rules some more.
But sacrifices have to be made. I'm about to be a bridesmaid in the wedding of my best friend from high school and I was horrified at the measurements on my dress. Gah! I finally have big boobies...but it came at the price of also gaining a huge ass.
Wouldn't a porn star make more than that? Maybe I'm just not a very good one.
But sacrifices have to be made. I'm about to be a bridesmaid in the wedding of my best friend from high school and I was horrified at the measurements on my dress. Gah! I finally have big boobies...but it came at the price of also gaining a huge ass.
Wouldn't a porn star make more than that? Maybe I'm just not a very good one.