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Phone Day 3patchproblem January 8 2011, 00:01:13 UTC
From here

Has the female half of the population completely lost its mind?! I AM NOT INTERESTED IN SEX WITH ANY OF YOU.

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rilla_myrilla January 8 2011, 01:21:30 UTC
Whoops?

"First of all, your language is appalling, and I have absolutely no interest in how much hair you may or may not possess. I expect an apology, and you should be very grateful I am ignoring the query about getting into my pants.

Which I do not wear."

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Crazy Phone Day not_tylerdurden January 8 2011, 01:40:18 UTC
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I already knew that. Tigers are the ninjas of the animal world. Cheats too.

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anarchist_queen April 28 2011, 21:04:09 UTC
"Anduin, hey it's Leda. I hear I didn't completely miss you at prom, but would you care to go out sometime soon to make up for my not getting to ask you to the dance?"

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anarchist_queen April 29 2011, 04:05:30 UTC
At some point during the night, a CD is slipped under Anduin's door.

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