THE MEME OF DOOM
DUDE this took me several hours. I HATE YOU GUYS (except not)
1) THE LIST
1) Gold (PD, stalkerwithacap)
2) Milly
3) Sophie
4) Shing
5) Alex
6) Theresa
7) Beryl
8) Yvienne
9) Guillo
10) Emi
11) January
12) Tytree
13) Silver (PD, theglovesstayon)
14) Mat
15) Sagi
2) AND NOW THE ANSWERS, UNDER A CUT
Gold and Guillo settle down at a coffee shop to do some reading. What would they be ordering to drink ?
Gold wants some godamn coffee and will be reading some seinen, while Guillo has tea and readshistory essays no one cares about.
And then Gold makes everyone stare by eating a giant piece of cake.
Shing is going to propose to Guillo - how does Shing go about doing it and how does Guillo respond ?
Ahahahaha.
"Er... Guillo... you see... I... sob"
And Guillo never got it.
How many crimes (do you think) Theresa has committed? What might be the most severe ?
Dude she's a COP I think the worst she's done is jaywalking.
And hiding details from her superiors oops.
- Milly and Silver are battling in Pokémon. Which mons do they use? ;D
Silver already has Bachuru and Growlithe so it'll be denchura and arcanine by then, and then he'll probably have powerhouses.
Milly has Deoxys. If you don't get the reference you need to play BKO.
Gold is suddenly in a dating sim game. WHAT ARE THE VARIOUS ROUTES/WHICH DO THEY CHOOSE.
OH GOD
So there's Bad Ending which he kinda already went through, and then we have the cute and innocent friend, the moe BFF with UST, the mysterious girl with a dark past, the airhead fruit, the cool old guy, the tsun girl who hates his guts and the mysterious non human, also with a dark past.
But he's trying to unlock the secret character from his past.
Holy shit it's a lion! Does Theresa get in the car? Fight it off? Become best buds with it?
Thereas protects bystanders, man.
Silver and Sagi are forced to pretend they're a couple for some reason. Why, and do people believe them.
People all raise their eyebrows because Silver where's your puppy boyfriend officially best friend and Sagi where's your master girlfriend.
But other than that they just wonder how the hell Sagi managed to say anything, considering Silver's outstanding social skills.
Milly, Sophie and Yvienne are now a superhero trio. Together, THEY FIGHT CRIME. What are their powers, do they manage to save people, etc etc.
Holy shit that is just.
Three badass girls who own their cast ? Fuck yes.
So we have a melee kicker, a kicker/healer/energy girl and one magical girl with a sword. SPLENDID.
They don't need more powers, man. They're already badass. And they save the day everytime. While being fabulous.
Shing's pokémanz, show me them. If Shing is already a pokémon character, use anyone else from the list and have them battle Shing instead.
So Shing just HAS a Gardevoir. A male one. And then a Blissey because dude, this guy needs constant healing.
Actually, no. Make that a Tabunne/whatever its english name is. And it's male too.
And then he has a Blaziken that everyone tells him reminds them of his girlfriend, and a Milotic because obviously he saw the beauty in it.
Then he has a Pikachu with Volt Tackle who keeps zapping him.
And his last one is Mesprit. No one knows how he got that one, he didn't even try to catch it, just talked to him and the sprite stayed.
THE POWER OF HIS BONDS maybe?
Everyone is now a pokémon. Discuss.
Gold: Drowsee Umbreon (though I was tempted by Typhlosion)
Milly: Blaziken
Sophie: Mewtwo
Shing: Gallade
Alex: Skarmory
Theresa: Arcanine
Beryl: Smeargle
Yvienne: Luxray
Guillo: Deoxys
Emi: Dusclops
January: Giratina Absol
Tytree: Breloom
Silver: Draw between Glaceon and Umbreon
Mat: Ralts
Sagi: I'm tempted to answer Jumpluff just because of the :3 face.
Everyone is now a troll. Also discuss. (totally not a stolen question you don't have to go SYLLADEX SPECIBUS QUIRKS with everyone (unless you have good ideas for those) but blood colour would be cool |D)
Gold: Red-orange.
Milly: The bluer end of purple
Sophie: WHITE. Everyone is freaked out.
Shing: Lime
Alex: Aqua
Theresa: Leaf green
Beryl: Yellow
Yvienne: Mutant red
Guillo: His blood is fucking rainbow and everyone is freaked out again.
Emi: Blue
January: Purple
Tytree: Green
Silver: Indigo
Mat: Aqua
Sagi: Blue with a tinge of green
Beryl, Guillo and Tytree try to take over the world. How do they do it? Do they succeed?
Beryl wants to prove she's the best painter, Guillo wants to overthrow corrupt governments, and Tytree is an ecoterrorist.
Obviously they have too many creative differences and split up.
Emi decides to become a rock star. Are they successful? Do any of the others become their HALF NAKED RABBID FANS?
Dude, Emi totally has the dark and mysterious boy look down. He'd get all the fangirls. ALL OF THEM
January and Mat in girlscout outfits, selling cookies door-to-door. Tell me more.
… yes thank you very much.
I say Yvienne and Alex made them do it. Except it's not as fun because Mat is too chill and deadpan to care and January is too much of a doormat to protest.
Alex gets sucked into the black hole of the internet, TVtropes. Do they ever come out, and if so, do they leave unscathed? :V
Alex already knows her tropes, man.
But she'll probably miss dinner anyway because she started editing.
Everyone plays football, six vs six + one referee. What are the teams, who is the referee and... do they play fair.
Gold, Milly, Alex, Beryl, Yvienne and Mat play against Sophie, Shing, Emi, January, Tytree and Sagi.
Guillo is the referee and does not give a f***, and thus the troll team wins by outrageous cheating.
Choose one of the pokémon characters. That person is now in a different pokémonverse (ie a speverse character in the games, etc). How do they react to everything/everyone around them being similar but not quite the same? :U
DUDE THAT'S ALREADY WHAT'S HAPPENING ON PD ok let's take Gold and put him in gameverse, he can go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat at game!Silver being such a tsun jerkass.
Gold and Sagi mudwrestle. "Unf yes" or "dnw"?
Unf yes. Very unf.
Gold (because I'm pretty sure at least one is in there) gives nicknames to everyone else. WHAT ARE THOSE.
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT ok so
Milly: Shorts
Sophie: Moegirl
Shing: Sparkly
Alex: BAMF
Theresa: Officer
Beryl: Smudge
Yvienne: Fab-chan
Guillo: Squiddle
Emi:
January: Count
Tytree: Woody
Silver: He never nicknames Silvers unless they tell him to, so... Silver 8D
Mat: Shrimp
Sagi: Flower
Shing, Guillo and January's favourite music style. Go go go.
Shing likes girly pop. You know he does.
Guillo likes baroque, and January likes 19th and 20th century piano music.
Sophie is IN DESPAIR. Why?
DARK, PLOT RELATED REASONS.
Or just because someone ate her Kanitama. But it's ok. Tytree will make more.
Theresa, Yvienne, Tytree and Mat go on a double date. Who's paired with who?
Oh dear. Mat probably goes with Theresa to spare her the awkwardness of being with either of the two others (because lol empath), so Tytree and Yvienne can be hilariously over the top together.
Silver breaks the fourth wall. Who's going to pay to get a new one?
Probably Gold, because everything is always Gold's fault.
What's the crackiest pairing you can make by pairing up characters in that list?
Gold and Theresa or Gold and January.
First one would be a car crash because SHE'S A COP and he's a troll, and second one because January is so emo and moe.
and most important of all...
ARE YOU TIRED OF MY QUESTIONS YET :D
NEVER, BABY <3
Mat is naked. How does Theresa respond?
"Oh god-- GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, KID" ////
January wakes up one morning to see a meter of snow on the ground. How does s/he feel?
Snooooow 8D
Cause he never got to play in it as a kid, he had to stay cooped inside for his own safety BI
Beryl is wearing a dress. How do you feel about this ?
I am lol'ing. So hard.
So is Innes, but Innes also approves so hard. And will probably take it off at some point. What do you mean she's not on this meme
Sophie + Emi = Silver. Who is the father, who is the mother, and how does the poor, unfortunate lovechild feel about this?
… lol.
Well they all have the troubled side, Emi is dark enough to be Silver's father and Sophie has enough backstory shit, but...
dude.
Also Emi is totally the mother.
Silver doesn't give a damn, to be honest.
Shing is a DJ. What music do they play?
Girly pop.
Yvienne is now over-the-top moe (think Jasmine but worse). What happens?
Those few who weren't already at her feet fall for her.
And then the world implodes.
Sagi wants to be a Pokemon master! What is their team?
Mat is now getting clinged to by a bitty Sapphire. How do they react?
Dote on her. He likes kids ok, and he can see she's adorable inside.
Beryl ate Guillo (interpret that as you will). How does Gold react?
It was probably in a dirty way. Gold will just popcorn.
A genie appears in front of Milly and tells them they can have three wishes. What do they wish for and why?
I am going with eternal_wings verse, because her two first wishes in canon would be impossible.
1)Her father needs to find himself someone. Preferably someone who can take him out of the lab.
2)She's tempted to ask for her body to stop messing up, but that would mean no more getting Guillo to fix it. So she asks it stops doing it at random/awkward times
3)Sagi, please get your Bac properly, k?
Alex/Theresa = OTP? Describe it.
It would be such a beautiful car crash. They like each other fine, but they're the two that clash the most in the main cast, because Alex is so rash and Theresa is bad with rash people. But they share their love of justice, and Alex would force her to have fun, so idk.
Would you rather live with January or Tytree ?
Moeblob vs good cook.
THE DILEMNA
Clearly the answer is to threesome it up.
Mat, January, Silver, Guillo, and Tytree are locked in a room together. What happens?
Oh god. Silver wouldn't like January's passivity, nor Tytree's loudness. Guillo snarks at everyone. Tytree tries to kick the door down and hurts himself.
Good thing Mat is here to manage the lot of them and keep them sane.
Theresa and Milly are game show hosts! What kind of game is it?
Clearly a sports thing. Take kids from one city at a time and make them compete over fun sport events?
Alex, Yvienne, and Sophie are forced to participate in this game. How does that go? Who walks away with whatever grandiose prize there is?
They completely screw the game with their superpowers, because Alex doesn't care, Yvienne likes showing off, and Sophie doesn't understand why she shouldn't.
But Sophie's moe still wins her the price.
Emi and Gold have just been body-swapped. What happens?
OH GOD.
Emi in Gold's body is kinda mind-breaking. Gold finds it kinda funny, but dude he wants his body back, where are his fabulous bangs?
Shing is being interrogated by Beryl! How does Beryl do this? What for? Does Shing speak?
Beryl totally ties him down and tickles him with her painbrush.
She wants to know exactly what happens with Kohak and Hisui.
Shing ends up spilling the beans because he'll get too embarassed and it'll just slip out at one point.
Sagi proposes to you. How do they do it? Do you accept?
It would be totally cute and I'd probably accept, except I don't want to get maimed by his two husbando, so...
Out of your fifteen, who would you top? Who would you not top?
Milly tops me, I switch with Gold and Alex and Yvienne, and the rest I top.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Gold and Alex.
The rascals.
Theresa, Silver, Milly and January are chosen by a prophecy to save the world from Yvienne and Emi. Do they succeed? If not, how do Yvienne and Emi win?
I'd go on a big tl;dr about how it all happens and everyone's motifs, but in the end it doesn't matter because January is a game breaker so they win.
1)Why are Theresa and Silver stealing all the waffles?!
…. Silver might've when he was bitty but I can't see him doing it now, and Theresa...
the answer is obviously BECAUSE THEY ARE UNDER INFLUENCE
2)What would happen if Milly and Tytree were married?
Their kids would give kicks strong enough to challenge guren lagann spirit
3)Considering question two, what would happen if Milly and Tytree had Beryl and Yvienne as children?
Well at least now we know where Yvienne got her badassness. Apparently it runs in the X chromosome in that family.
Beryl would probably make papa Tytree spoil her. And Yvienne gets spoiled by everyone.
4)Guillo, Gold, Shing and January are all trapped in a bathroom with three cheese pizzas, a twelve pack of soda and a really big dictionary. What happens while they're trapped there?
Guillo hoards that dictionary so he can pretend the others don't exist, though he will respond to Shing because Shing reminds him of Sagi.
And then he warms up to January because January is moe.
But he tsuns so hard at Gold because Gold reminds him of Milly. HE IS LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS, SHING CAN I EAT HIM?
The good side is that he doesn't have to eat.
Meanwhile Gold tries to eat all the pizza, flirts shamelessly with Shing and January because their reactions are priceless, and actually ends up talking seriously with January once his issues come up.
And then he gives him relationship advice.
The three guys share the soda evenly.
5)How many grapes can Sophie fit in their mouth?
PROBABLY A LOT this girl has no sense of moderation.
6)Alex and Emi both propose to Sagi. Who does Sagi choose to marry?
Prooobably Alex. He likes strong women ok.
7)Okay, the zombies have invaded and they have Mat corned in a supermarket. What does Mat do?!
"FUCK MY POWER DOESN'T WORK ON ZOMBIES".
Thankfully Emi and Alex probably turn up to save the day, and he gets to kick a few himself.
What is/would be Beryl's, January's and Silver's favourite videogames?
I can see Beryl liking fighting games because she has good hand coordination and she can kick ass without risking actual injury. January loves puzzle games, and Silver totally doesn't enjoy puzzle games, totally not.
Milly, Sophie, Shing and Alex start a band. What would they call it?
Machina Arma.
Milly's choice of course, but no one argues with her.
Character list meets TEAM BALLS. Does anyone get team mom'd by Derpluff, blown up by Hovertrode or trolled by Hauntroll?
I can see Guillo antagonising hovertrode and getting an explosion on his face ahahahaha.
January gets mom'd SO HARD.
And Yvienne would get along fine with hauntroll I think.
Everyone goes to Hogwarts. Where does the Sorting Hat put them?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Gold: Gryffindor
Milly: Gryffindor
Sophie: Gryffindor
Shing: Gryffindor. He'd have been a Hufflepuff but he's too crazy for that.
Alex: Draw between Gryffindor and Slytherin
Theresa: Hufflepuff
Beryl: Ravenclaw
Yvienne: Slytherin
Guillo: Ravenclaw
Emi: Ravenclaw
January: Hufflepuff
Tytree: Gryffinfuckingdor
Silver: Ravenclaw
Mat: Ravenclaw
Sagi: Hufflepuff
Since we're talking about Houses, ASOIAF TIME. Gold is now part of the ASoIaF world. Do they belong to a House in particular, what do they do for a living, do they live at all? :U
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gold is totally a commoner. He's probably some street kid in King's Landing who befriends another street kid called Silver who's actually a lost Stark/Targeryen kid and keeps having shit thrown at him by life (because he's a Stark). Then more shit happens and Silver finds out about his origins and they end up being another power in the competition.
And because books are awesome: Yvienne's and Sagi's Daemons. Show me them.
So Yvienne probably has something like an Eagle. Sagi has a snake and everyone is all wtf.
NANAAAANANANANANANANA, who would roll the biggest Katamari between Tytree and Mat?
Tytree obviously.
How many Millys does it take to unscrew a light bulb?
/insert Chuck Norris joke here.
Silver gets hit by the GENDERSWITCH BEAM! How do they react? Do they actually look good? Would the others characters hit that :Ua
Silver always looks good, man.
Everyone wants to hit on him. Especially Gold.
And he freaks out because WHAT THE FUCK but eventually adapts because who cares as long as he can still fight and stuff.
Emi cooks something. Is it even remotely edible?
Yes. Emi's ok at cooking.
Alex goes to the HARDWARE STOOOOOOOORE!!11!!!!1 Why, and what do they buy?
She wants stuff to TOTALLY REMAKE HER ROOM, man. She'll buy tons of stuff and then no one in the neighborhood will be able to nap for a week because BANG BANG BANG hammers and saws and stuff.
And then it's fabulous
Joey calls January to talk about his TOP PERCENTAGE RATTATA. Wow, wow, tell me more.
January will totally listen. It's January.
Sophie is now in Guillo's world, and vice-versa. What happens? If both are from the same universe then uh... HAVE THEM PLAY THE MAIN ROLES IN ROMEO AND JULIET IDK.
Sophie has energy wings of the heart and everyone is wtf. And everyone thinks she comes from Mira because she's weird but she was actually created by the children of the earth and the witches and why does she actually make a good parallel to Guillo?????
Shing SWAPS BODIES WITH Yvienne. How do they react?
Their level of fabulousness doesn't change. Shing freaks out because AAAAAH GIRL BODY, Yvienne does the evil noblmewoman laugh, and they have similar elements anyway so they still kick arse.
Guillo, Emi and January are in a bad police flick. Who's the good cop, the bad cop and the bad guy?
Guillo is the bad cop, January is the good cop, and Emi is the misunderstood villain with a freudian excuse.
Actually, January also starred in a porn movie with Tytree. If there's anyone else from January or Tytree's verse on the list, have them find out. If not, write a synopsis of said movie. ... Actually scratch that, even if there's someone from their universe(s) I want that synopsis.
...You picked some of the least likely to ever do that, man.
But whatever it totally starts with January opening the door to the new gardener and then fainting because his health is frail and Tytree does mouth to mouth and then it degenerates into sex.
Yvienne keeps copies of it hidden somewhere. Beautiful blackmail material.
Daughter goes to gut whoever tricked them into doing this.
Veigue screams Kurea.
All is good.
The song Sagi would never, ever want to be caught singing in the shower.
ALWAAAAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOUUUUUU
Who tops between Theresa and Beryl?
Beryl
If anyone on that list Cannot Has Top, hit them with the UberTop ray. How do people they know react?
HELLO SAGI YOU ARE NOW A TOP.
… Milly will loooooooooooooool into forever.
Similarly, if there's any Cannot Has Bottom on that list, they are now fragile, submissive little things. Same question.
… Fragile, submissive Gold.
My mind broke.
Dude, even when he bottoms he's all FUCK YEAH BRING IT.
… I think everyone's faces copy Karkat's after Eridan's wand frenzy.
Use the random number generator twice (min 1 max 15). The corresponding characters are now in a cupcake meme! Now, randomize (min 1 max 5) a cupcake for each character:
1. Spicy red cupcake: BURNING DESIRE
2. Small yellow cupcake: Bitty time!
3. Big green cupcake: Cake time!
4. Upside-down blue cupcake: opposite personality!
5. Sparkly purple cupcake: LOOK AGAIN, THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS CHARACTER IS NOW FABULOUS.
WOW.
WOW.
TELL ME MORE.
(Feel free to re-randomize if you find stuff like red + bitty, lol :U)
Yvienne and Theresa...
Bitty Yvienne and slob Theresa.
I don't even.
Theresa would take her in and make her do her cleaning up because she can't be arsed to do it herself, man (god, opposite personalities are derp). Yvienne does it because she was taught hard work is important BI
...
Sixteen is running out of ideas when it comes to asking questions on silly memes. What does Zero do about it ?
IDK who sixteen is, but Zero just geasses everyone and causes the end of the world.
Alex and Emi are playing sburb. write their character profiles!
Your name is ALEXIA, but no one knows you under it. You are an energetic LASS of SEVENTEEN years. Your powers are A BIT COMPLICATED TO EXPLAIN, but generally involve air. You like to think of yourself as idependent. You have a variety of hobbies, including TOO MANY SPORTS TO COUNT, reading MANGA, contributing to THE BLACK HOLE OF THE INTERNET, VIDEO GAMES, and using too much of your BEST FRIEND's time.
Your name is EMILE, but you generally shorten it to EMI. You are a calm LAD of SEVENTEEN years. Your powers are UTTERLY GAMEBREAKING and could be best described as ABILITY VAMPIRISM. You don't have much of a family life. Your HOBBIES, generally aquired by following your ENERGETIC BEST FRIEND, include VIDEO GAMES, reading BOOKS, and browsing the INTERNET, though you are less MEME-SAVVY than your BEST FRIEND or her BROTHER. You also enjoy QUIET CONVERSATION. Your BEST FRIEND believe you to have a budding MATESPRITSHIFT with her BROTHER.
Alex, Theresa, and Mat have suddenly been transformed into a ~Magical Girl~ trio! What are their transformation phrases and who is the leader?
Alex creates a whirlwind that hides her for a second and TADA comes out clothes. Theresa has an armor that magically appears and clips on her. Mat hides under a mysterious cape and hood and no one ever figures out he's a trap.
Alex is obviously the leader.
Beryl and Milly have realized they are in a video game. What do they do?
Take over the world.
Emi is now old. Are they a cool old person, or do they tell kids to get off their lawn?
He is totally chill and doesn't care, while his husband mock-trolls the kids but actually befriends them and invites them over for barbecue.
Gold, Sophie, Guillo and Tytree are on a road trip. Where are they going? Do they get there safely with Guillo at the wheel?
Guillo is a good driver, but he'll kick Gold and Tytree ont he side of the road because they're too noisy. They finish the trip by hitchhiking.
And they were totally going to a convention idk.
Shing, Yvienne and Sagi go see a movie. Can they agree on a genre? Who's buying the popcorn?
They go see a chick flick. Yvienne decided, Sagi is too nice to say no and enjoys it, and Shing is too busy being 8D to notice and enjoys it too anyway.
Silver is home alone. What embarrassing thing would they do when they're sure no one else is around?
Lie down on the bed and just relax with a smile.
Alex, Emi and Sagi decide to travel to various countries. What places would each one like to go? Would they fight to pick up the destinations? Or would they get along well?
Alex and Emi decide to go to Japan. Sagi just follows because he's a doormat nice like that.
Beryl wins 1 million dollars in the lotto. What would they do with the money? Would they tell anyone?
She buys a FABULOUS HOUSE and painting supplies and keeps the rest safe.
And no, she won't pay everyone the hotel this time.
Do you think Gold and Tytree would fall in love?
Ahahahahaha no.
Guillo, Tytree, Beryl, Shing, Emi, and Milly are a sentai/Power Rangers team. Who is what colour? Which is the sixth ranger?
Beryl is Pink, Tytree is Green, Shing is Red, Milly is Gold, Guillo is Black, and Emi is the mysterious Grey sixth ranger.
Alex in in BK-verse with Gold as their guardian spirit. Does this end well?
… oh god.
They will wreak so much havoc. And love it.
Sagi/Theresa/Mat OT3, y/n?
…... lol it could work. Not the most interesting OT3, but it could work.
Sophie is now a vampire, and January is now a vampire slayer. Who wins the fight?
Sophie because January doesn't have the guts to kill her, she's too nice.
Yvienne can read Silver's mind. What comes of this?
She trolls him into forever about his relationship with Gold.
Yvienne and Sophie are stuck at the top of a ferris wheel together. What shenanigans would ensue? 8|a
Sophie waits for a bit, and then jumps from the window when she realises it's not moving anymore, giving everyone a heart attack.
3) Mons, because I can.
1) THE LIST
1) Gold (PD, stalkerwithacap)
2) Milly
3) Sophie
4) Shing
5) Alex
6) Theresa
7) Beryl
8) Yvienne
9) Guillo
10) Emi
11) January
12) Tytree
13) Silver (PD, theglovesstayon)
14) Mat
15) Sagi
2) AND NOW THE ANSWERS, UNDER A CUT
Gold and Guillo settle down at a coffee shop to do some reading. What would they be ordering to drink ?
Gold wants some godamn coffee and will be reading some seinen, while Guillo has tea and readshistory essays no one cares about.
And then Gold makes everyone stare by eating a giant piece of cake.
Shing is going to propose to Guillo - how does Shing go about doing it and how does Guillo respond ?
Ahahahaha.
"Er... Guillo... you see... I... sob"
And Guillo never got it.
How many crimes (do you think) Theresa has committed? What might be the most severe ?
Dude she's a COP I think the worst she's done is jaywalking.
And hiding details from her superiors oops.
- Milly and Silver are battling in Pokémon. Which mons do they use? ;D
Silver already has Bachuru and Growlithe so it'll be denchura and arcanine by then, and then he'll probably have powerhouses.
Milly has Deoxys. If you don't get the reference you need to play BKO.
Gold is suddenly in a dating sim game. WHAT ARE THE VARIOUS ROUTES/WHICH DO THEY CHOOSE.
OH GOD
So there's Bad Ending which he kinda already went through, and then we have the cute and innocent friend, the moe BFF with UST, the mysterious girl with a dark past, the airhead fruit, the cool old guy, the tsun girl who hates his guts and the mysterious non human, also with a dark past.
But he's trying to unlock the secret character from his past.
Holy shit it's a lion! Does Theresa get in the car? Fight it off? Become best buds with it?
Thereas protects bystanders, man.
Silver and Sagi are forced to pretend they're a couple for some reason. Why, and do people believe them.
People all raise their eyebrows because Silver where's your puppy boyfriend officially best friend and Sagi where's your master girlfriend.
But other than that they just wonder how the hell Sagi managed to say anything, considering Silver's outstanding social skills.
Milly, Sophie and Yvienne are now a superhero trio. Together, THEY FIGHT CRIME. What are their powers, do they manage to save people, etc etc.
Holy shit that is just.
Three badass girls who own their cast ? Fuck yes.
So we have a melee kicker, a kicker/healer/energy girl and one magical girl with a sword. SPLENDID.
They don't need more powers, man. They're already badass. And they save the day everytime. While being fabulous.
Shing's pokémanz, show me them. If Shing is already a pokémon character, use anyone else from the list and have them battle Shing instead.
So Shing just HAS a Gardevoir. A male one. And then a Blissey because dude, this guy needs constant healing.
Actually, no. Make that a Tabunne/whatever its english name is. And it's male too.
And then he has a Blaziken that everyone tells him reminds them of his girlfriend, and a Milotic because obviously he saw the beauty in it.
Then he has a Pikachu with Volt Tackle who keeps zapping him.
And his last one is Mesprit. No one knows how he got that one, he didn't even try to catch it, just talked to him and the sprite stayed.
THE POWER OF HIS BONDS maybe?
Everyone is now a pokémon. Discuss.
Gold: Drowsee Umbreon (though I was tempted by Typhlosion)
Milly: Blaziken
Sophie: Mewtwo
Shing: Gallade
Alex: Skarmory
Theresa: Arcanine
Beryl: Smeargle
Yvienne: Luxray
Guillo: Deoxys
Emi: Dusclops
January: Giratina Absol
Tytree: Breloom
Silver: Draw between Glaceon and Umbreon
Mat: Ralts
Sagi: I'm tempted to answer Jumpluff just because of the :3 face.
Everyone is now a troll. Also discuss. (totally not a stolen question you don't have to go SYLLADEX SPECIBUS QUIRKS with everyone (unless you have good ideas for those) but blood colour would be cool |D)
Gold: Red-orange.
Milly: The bluer end of purple
Sophie: WHITE. Everyone is freaked out.
Shing: Lime
Alex: Aqua
Theresa: Leaf green
Beryl: Yellow
Yvienne: Mutant red
Guillo: His blood is fucking rainbow and everyone is freaked out again.
Emi: Blue
January: Purple
Tytree: Green
Silver: Indigo
Mat: Aqua
Sagi: Blue with a tinge of green
Beryl, Guillo and Tytree try to take over the world. How do they do it? Do they succeed?
Beryl wants to prove she's the best painter, Guillo wants to overthrow corrupt governments, and Tytree is an ecoterrorist.
Obviously they have too many creative differences and split up.
Emi decides to become a rock star. Are they successful? Do any of the others become their HALF NAKED RABBID FANS?
Dude, Emi totally has the dark and mysterious boy look down. He'd get all the fangirls. ALL OF THEM
January and Mat in girlscout outfits, selling cookies door-to-door. Tell me more.
… yes thank you very much.
I say Yvienne and Alex made them do it. Except it's not as fun because Mat is too chill and deadpan to care and January is too much of a doormat to protest.
Alex gets sucked into the black hole of the internet, TVtropes. Do they ever come out, and if so, do they leave unscathed? :V
Alex already knows her tropes, man.
But she'll probably miss dinner anyway because she started editing.
Everyone plays football, six vs six + one referee. What are the teams, who is the referee and... do they play fair.
Gold, Milly, Alex, Beryl, Yvienne and Mat play against Sophie, Shing, Emi, January, Tytree and Sagi.
Guillo is the referee and does not give a f***, and thus the troll team wins by outrageous cheating.
Choose one of the pokémon characters. That person is now in a different pokémonverse (ie a speverse character in the games, etc). How do they react to everything/everyone around them being similar but not quite the same? :U
DUDE THAT'S ALREADY WHAT'S HAPPENING ON PD ok let's take Gold and put him in gameverse, he can go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat at game!Silver being such a tsun jerkass.
Gold and Sagi mudwrestle. "Unf yes" or "dnw"?
Unf yes. Very unf.
Gold (because I'm pretty sure at least one is in there) gives nicknames to everyone else. WHAT ARE THOSE.
I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT ok so
Milly: Shorts
Sophie: Moegirl
Shing: Sparkly
Alex: BAMF
Theresa: Officer
Beryl: Smudge
Yvienne: Fab-chan
Guillo: Squiddle
Emi:
January: Count
Tytree: Woody
Silver: He never nicknames Silvers unless they tell him to, so... Silver 8D
Mat: Shrimp
Sagi: Flower
Shing, Guillo and January's favourite music style. Go go go.
Shing likes girly pop. You know he does.
Guillo likes baroque, and January likes 19th and 20th century piano music.
Sophie is IN DESPAIR. Why?
DARK, PLOT RELATED REASONS.
Or just because someone ate her Kanitama. But it's ok. Tytree will make more.
Theresa, Yvienne, Tytree and Mat go on a double date. Who's paired with who?
Oh dear. Mat probably goes with Theresa to spare her the awkwardness of being with either of the two others (because lol empath), so Tytree and Yvienne can be hilariously over the top together.
Silver breaks the fourth wall. Who's going to pay to get a new one?
Probably Gold, because everything is always Gold's fault.
What's the crackiest pairing you can make by pairing up characters in that list?
Gold and Theresa or Gold and January.
First one would be a car crash because SHE'S A COP and he's a troll, and second one because January is so emo and moe.
and most important of all...
ARE YOU TIRED OF MY QUESTIONS YET :D
NEVER, BABY <3
Mat is naked. How does Theresa respond?
"Oh god-- GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, KID" ////
January wakes up one morning to see a meter of snow on the ground. How does s/he feel?
Snooooow 8D
Cause he never got to play in it as a kid, he had to stay cooped inside for his own safety BI
Beryl is wearing a dress. How do you feel about this ?
I am lol'ing. So hard.
So is Innes, but Innes also approves so hard. And will probably take it off at some point. What do you mean she's not on this meme
Sophie + Emi = Silver. Who is the father, who is the mother, and how does the poor, unfortunate lovechild feel about this?
… lol.
Well they all have the troubled side, Emi is dark enough to be Silver's father and Sophie has enough backstory shit, but...
dude.
Also Emi is totally the mother.
Silver doesn't give a damn, to be honest.
Shing is a DJ. What music do they play?
Girly pop.
Yvienne is now over-the-top moe (think Jasmine but worse). What happens?
Those few who weren't already at her feet fall for her.
And then the world implodes.
Sagi wants to be a Pokemon master! What is their team?
Mat is now getting clinged to by a bitty Sapphire. How do they react?
Dote on her. He likes kids ok, and he can see she's adorable inside.
Beryl ate Guillo (interpret that as you will). How does Gold react?
It was probably in a dirty way. Gold will just popcorn.
A genie appears in front of Milly and tells them they can have three wishes. What do they wish for and why?
I am going with eternal_wings verse, because her two first wishes in canon would be impossible.
1)Her father needs to find himself someone. Preferably someone who can take him out of the lab.
2)She's tempted to ask for her body to stop messing up, but that would mean no more getting Guillo to fix it. So she asks it stops doing it at random/awkward times
3)Sagi, please get your Bac properly, k?
Alex/Theresa = OTP? Describe it.
It would be such a beautiful car crash. They like each other fine, but they're the two that clash the most in the main cast, because Alex is so rash and Theresa is bad with rash people. But they share their love of justice, and Alex would force her to have fun, so idk.
Would you rather live with January or Tytree ?
Moeblob vs good cook.
THE DILEMNA
Clearly the answer is to threesome it up.
Mat, January, Silver, Guillo, and Tytree are locked in a room together. What happens?
Oh god. Silver wouldn't like January's passivity, nor Tytree's loudness. Guillo snarks at everyone. Tytree tries to kick the door down and hurts himself.
Good thing Mat is here to manage the lot of them and keep them sane.
Theresa and Milly are game show hosts! What kind of game is it?
Clearly a sports thing. Take kids from one city at a time and make them compete over fun sport events?
Alex, Yvienne, and Sophie are forced to participate in this game. How does that go? Who walks away with whatever grandiose prize there is?
They completely screw the game with their superpowers, because Alex doesn't care, Yvienne likes showing off, and Sophie doesn't understand why she shouldn't.
But Sophie's moe still wins her the price.
Emi and Gold have just been body-swapped. What happens?
OH GOD.
Emi in Gold's body is kinda mind-breaking. Gold finds it kinda funny, but dude he wants his body back, where are his fabulous bangs?
Shing is being interrogated by Beryl! How does Beryl do this? What for? Does Shing speak?
Beryl totally ties him down and tickles him with her painbrush.
She wants to know exactly what happens with Kohak and Hisui.
Shing ends up spilling the beans because he'll get too embarassed and it'll just slip out at one point.
Sagi proposes to you. How do they do it? Do you accept?
It would be totally cute and I'd probably accept, except I don't want to get maimed by his two husbando, so...
Out of your fifteen, who would you top? Who would you not top?
Milly tops me, I switch with Gold and Alex and Yvienne, and the rest I top.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Gold and Alex.
The rascals.
Theresa, Silver, Milly and January are chosen by a prophecy to save the world from Yvienne and Emi. Do they succeed? If not, how do Yvienne and Emi win?
I'd go on a big tl;dr about how it all happens and everyone's motifs, but in the end it doesn't matter because January is a game breaker so they win.
1)Why are Theresa and Silver stealing all the waffles?!
…. Silver might've when he was bitty but I can't see him doing it now, and Theresa...
the answer is obviously BECAUSE THEY ARE UNDER INFLUENCE
2)What would happen if Milly and Tytree were married?
Their kids would give kicks strong enough to challenge guren lagann spirit
3)Considering question two, what would happen if Milly and Tytree had Beryl and Yvienne as children?
Well at least now we know where Yvienne got her badassness. Apparently it runs in the X chromosome in that family.
Beryl would probably make papa Tytree spoil her. And Yvienne gets spoiled by everyone.
4)Guillo, Gold, Shing and January are all trapped in a bathroom with three cheese pizzas, a twelve pack of soda and a really big dictionary. What happens while they're trapped there?
Guillo hoards that dictionary so he can pretend the others don't exist, though he will respond to Shing because Shing reminds him of Sagi.
And then he warms up to January because January is moe.
But he tsuns so hard at Gold because Gold reminds him of Milly. HE IS LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS, SHING CAN I EAT HIM?
The good side is that he doesn't have to eat.
Meanwhile Gold tries to eat all the pizza, flirts shamelessly with Shing and January because their reactions are priceless, and actually ends up talking seriously with January once his issues come up.
And then he gives him relationship advice.
The three guys share the soda evenly.
5)How many grapes can Sophie fit in their mouth?
PROBABLY A LOT this girl has no sense of moderation.
6)Alex and Emi both propose to Sagi. Who does Sagi choose to marry?
Prooobably Alex. He likes strong women ok.
7)Okay, the zombies have invaded and they have Mat corned in a supermarket. What does Mat do?!
"FUCK MY POWER DOESN'T WORK ON ZOMBIES".
Thankfully Emi and Alex probably turn up to save the day, and he gets to kick a few himself.
What is/would be Beryl's, January's and Silver's favourite videogames?
I can see Beryl liking fighting games because she has good hand coordination and she can kick ass without risking actual injury. January loves puzzle games, and Silver totally doesn't enjoy puzzle games, totally not.
Milly, Sophie, Shing and Alex start a band. What would they call it?
Machina Arma.
Milly's choice of course, but no one argues with her.
Character list meets TEAM BALLS. Does anyone get team mom'd by Derpluff, blown up by Hovertrode or trolled by Hauntroll?
I can see Guillo antagonising hovertrode and getting an explosion on his face ahahahaha.
January gets mom'd SO HARD.
And Yvienne would get along fine with hauntroll I think.
Everyone goes to Hogwarts. Where does the Sorting Hat put them?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Gold: Gryffindor
Milly: Gryffindor
Sophie: Gryffindor
Shing: Gryffindor. He'd have been a Hufflepuff but he's too crazy for that.
Alex: Draw between Gryffindor and Slytherin
Theresa: Hufflepuff
Beryl: Ravenclaw
Yvienne: Slytherin
Guillo: Ravenclaw
Emi: Ravenclaw
January: Hufflepuff
Tytree: Gryffinfuckingdor
Silver: Ravenclaw
Mat: Ravenclaw
Sagi: Hufflepuff
Since we're talking about Houses, ASOIAF TIME. Gold is now part of the ASoIaF world. Do they belong to a House in particular, what do they do for a living, do they live at all? :U
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gold is totally a commoner. He's probably some street kid in King's Landing who befriends another street kid called Silver who's actually a lost Stark/Targeryen kid and keeps having shit thrown at him by life (because he's a Stark). Then more shit happens and Silver finds out about his origins and they end up being another power in the competition.
And because books are awesome: Yvienne's and Sagi's Daemons. Show me them.
So Yvienne probably has something like an Eagle. Sagi has a snake and everyone is all wtf.
NANAAAANANANANANANANA, who would roll the biggest Katamari between Tytree and Mat?
Tytree obviously.
How many Millys does it take to unscrew a light bulb?
/insert Chuck Norris joke here.
Silver gets hit by the GENDERSWITCH BEAM! How do they react? Do they actually look good? Would the others characters hit that :Ua
Silver always looks good, man.
Everyone wants to hit on him. Especially Gold.
And he freaks out because WHAT THE FUCK but eventually adapts because who cares as long as he can still fight and stuff.
Emi cooks something. Is it even remotely edible?
Yes. Emi's ok at cooking.
Alex goes to the HARDWARE STOOOOOOOORE!!11!!!!1 Why, and what do they buy?
She wants stuff to TOTALLY REMAKE HER ROOM, man. She'll buy tons of stuff and then no one in the neighborhood will be able to nap for a week because BANG BANG BANG hammers and saws and stuff.
And then it's fabulous
Joey calls January to talk about his TOP PERCENTAGE RATTATA. Wow, wow, tell me more.
January will totally listen. It's January.
Sophie is now in Guillo's world, and vice-versa. What happens? If both are from the same universe then uh... HAVE THEM PLAY THE MAIN ROLES IN ROMEO AND JULIET IDK.
Sophie has energy wings of the heart and everyone is wtf. And everyone thinks she comes from Mira because she's weird but she was actually created by the children of the earth and the witches and why does she actually make a good parallel to Guillo?????
Shing SWAPS BODIES WITH Yvienne. How do they react?
Their level of fabulousness doesn't change. Shing freaks out because AAAAAH GIRL BODY, Yvienne does the evil noblmewoman laugh, and they have similar elements anyway so they still kick arse.
Guillo, Emi and January are in a bad police flick. Who's the good cop, the bad cop and the bad guy?
Guillo is the bad cop, January is the good cop, and Emi is the misunderstood villain with a freudian excuse.
Actually, January also starred in a porn movie with Tytree. If there's anyone else from January or Tytree's verse on the list, have them find out. If not, write a synopsis of said movie. ... Actually scratch that, even if there's someone from their universe(s) I want that synopsis.
...You picked some of the least likely to ever do that, man.
But whatever it totally starts with January opening the door to the new gardener and then fainting because his health is frail and Tytree does mouth to mouth and then it degenerates into sex.
Yvienne keeps copies of it hidden somewhere. Beautiful blackmail material.
Daughter goes to gut whoever tricked them into doing this.
Veigue screams Kurea.
All is good.
The song Sagi would never, ever want to be caught singing in the shower.
ALWAAAAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOUUUUUU
Who tops between Theresa and Beryl?
Beryl
If anyone on that list Cannot Has Top, hit them with the UberTop ray. How do people they know react?
HELLO SAGI YOU ARE NOW A TOP.
… Milly will loooooooooooooool into forever.
Similarly, if there's any Cannot Has Bottom on that list, they are now fragile, submissive little things. Same question.
… Fragile, submissive Gold.
My mind broke.
Dude, even when he bottoms he's all FUCK YEAH BRING IT.
… I think everyone's faces copy Karkat's after Eridan's wand frenzy.
Use the random number generator twice (min 1 max 15). The corresponding characters are now in a cupcake meme! Now, randomize (min 1 max 5) a cupcake for each character:
1. Spicy red cupcake: BURNING DESIRE
2. Small yellow cupcake: Bitty time!
3. Big green cupcake: Cake time!
4. Upside-down blue cupcake: opposite personality!
5. Sparkly purple cupcake: LOOK AGAIN, THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS CHARACTER IS NOW FABULOUS.
WOW.
WOW.
TELL ME MORE.
(Feel free to re-randomize if you find stuff like red + bitty, lol :U)
Yvienne and Theresa...
Bitty Yvienne and slob Theresa.
I don't even.
Theresa would take her in and make her do her cleaning up because she can't be arsed to do it herself, man (god, opposite personalities are derp). Yvienne does it because she was taught hard work is important BI
...
Sixteen is running out of ideas when it comes to asking questions on silly memes. What does Zero do about it ?
IDK who sixteen is, but Zero just geasses everyone and causes the end of the world.
Alex and Emi are playing sburb. write their character profiles!
Your name is ALEXIA, but no one knows you under it. You are an energetic LASS of SEVENTEEN years. Your powers are A BIT COMPLICATED TO EXPLAIN, but generally involve air. You like to think of yourself as idependent. You have a variety of hobbies, including TOO MANY SPORTS TO COUNT, reading MANGA, contributing to THE BLACK HOLE OF THE INTERNET, VIDEO GAMES, and using too much of your BEST FRIEND's time.
Your name is EMILE, but you generally shorten it to EMI. You are a calm LAD of SEVENTEEN years. Your powers are UTTERLY GAMEBREAKING and could be best described as ABILITY VAMPIRISM. You don't have much of a family life. Your HOBBIES, generally aquired by following your ENERGETIC BEST FRIEND, include VIDEO GAMES, reading BOOKS, and browsing the INTERNET, though you are less MEME-SAVVY than your BEST FRIEND or her BROTHER. You also enjoy QUIET CONVERSATION. Your BEST FRIEND believe you to have a budding MATESPRITSHIFT with her BROTHER.
Alex, Theresa, and Mat have suddenly been transformed into a ~Magical Girl~ trio! What are their transformation phrases and who is the leader?
Alex creates a whirlwind that hides her for a second and TADA comes out clothes. Theresa has an armor that magically appears and clips on her. Mat hides under a mysterious cape and hood and no one ever figures out he's a trap.
Alex is obviously the leader.
Beryl and Milly have realized they are in a video game. What do they do?
Take over the world.
Emi is now old. Are they a cool old person, or do they tell kids to get off their lawn?
He is totally chill and doesn't care, while his husband mock-trolls the kids but actually befriends them and invites them over for barbecue.
Gold, Sophie, Guillo and Tytree are on a road trip. Where are they going? Do they get there safely with Guillo at the wheel?
Guillo is a good driver, but he'll kick Gold and Tytree ont he side of the road because they're too noisy. They finish the trip by hitchhiking.
And they were totally going to a convention idk.
Shing, Yvienne and Sagi go see a movie. Can they agree on a genre? Who's buying the popcorn?
They go see a chick flick. Yvienne decided, Sagi is too nice to say no and enjoys it, and Shing is too busy being 8D to notice and enjoys it too anyway.
Silver is home alone. What embarrassing thing would they do when they're sure no one else is around?
Lie down on the bed and just relax with a smile.
Alex, Emi and Sagi decide to travel to various countries. What places would each one like to go? Would they fight to pick up the destinations? Or would they get along well?
Alex and Emi decide to go to Japan. Sagi just follows because he's a doormat nice like that.
Beryl wins 1 million dollars in the lotto. What would they do with the money? Would they tell anyone?
She buys a FABULOUS HOUSE and painting supplies and keeps the rest safe.
And no, she won't pay everyone the hotel this time.
Do you think Gold and Tytree would fall in love?
Ahahahahaha no.
Guillo, Tytree, Beryl, Shing, Emi, and Milly are a sentai/Power Rangers team. Who is what colour? Which is the sixth ranger?
Beryl is Pink, Tytree is Green, Shing is Red, Milly is Gold, Guillo is Black, and Emi is the mysterious Grey sixth ranger.
Alex in in BK-verse with Gold as their guardian spirit. Does this end well?
… oh god.
They will wreak so much havoc. And love it.
Sagi/Theresa/Mat OT3, y/n?
…... lol it could work. Not the most interesting OT3, but it could work.
Sophie is now a vampire, and January is now a vampire slayer. Who wins the fight?
Sophie because January doesn't have the guts to kill her, she's too nice.
Yvienne can read Silver's mind. What comes of this?
She trolls him into forever about his relationship with Gold.
Yvienne and Sophie are stuck at the top of a ferris wheel together. What shenanigans would ensue? 8|a
Sophie waits for a bit, and then jumps from the window when she realises it's not moving anymore, giving everyone a heart attack.
3) Mons, because I can.