slip me your D
and the surprise "package" i brought with me to atlanta was...Katie! the weekend was a much needed giggling-taco-fest.
what i learned:
-just because a dress doesn't cover your ass doesn't mean it's not a dress.
-breathing excercises on the toilet while holding hands with two of your girls is a surefire way of calming down a panic attack. but don't make me laugh too hard cuz i just shake more.
-sometimes brides gain so much weight after buying their dress that a diet/excercise plan isn't even a consideration: she must buy a new dress or get a really good girdle.
-sometimes new friends with free gifts come in large feline packages.
-rompers happen.
-a frontal poof=polygamist
-when drunk, it's just easier to use junior high logic
-rich indian guys will so fall for girls with tattoos
did i mention that i may be getting gay-married?! i think i'm enGAYged.
what i learned:
-just because a dress doesn't cover your ass doesn't mean it's not a dress.
-breathing excercises on the toilet while holding hands with two of your girls is a surefire way of calming down a panic attack. but don't make me laugh too hard cuz i just shake more.
-sometimes brides gain so much weight after buying their dress that a diet/excercise plan isn't even a consideration: she must buy a new dress or get a really good girdle.
-sometimes new friends with free gifts come in large feline packages.
-rompers happen.
-a frontal poof=polygamist
-when drunk, it's just easier to use junior high logic
-rich indian guys will so fall for girls with tattoos
did i mention that i may be getting gay-married?! i think i'm enGAYged.