How the Thong Song would sound...

[littlekuroneko]

if sung by someone with a lisp.
(purely for my own amusement)

"Thong Thong"

This thing right here
Is lettin all the ladieth know
What guyth talk about
You know
The finer thingth in life
Hahaha
Check it out

Ooh dat dress tho thcandalouth
And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it
thee ya shakin that thang like who's da ish
With a look in ya eye tho devilish

Uh
Ya like to dance at all the hip hop thpotth
And ya cruithe to the crewth like connect da dotth
Not just urban the liketh the pop
Cuz the was livin la vida loca

[BRIDGE]
the had dumpth like a truck truck truck
Thighth like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to thing it again
the had dumpth like a truck truck truck
Thighth like what what what
All night long
Let me thee that thong

[CHORUS]
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna thow da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goeth da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna thow da na da na
That thong th thong thong thong

{repeat}

Uh think to thing it again
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on

Yeahhhh yeah

[CHORUS (3x)]

Whoa
Uh alright
Uh whoa yeah
Ooh
Whoa
(Like it when the beat goeth da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna thow da na da na)
Baby
(That thong th thong thong thong)

(I like it when the beat goes da na da na)
(Baby make your booty go da na da na)
(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)
(That thong th thong thong thong)