Slepping Beauty [ARASHI'S VERSION]
A/N: the following fiction contains with supper insane and extremely AU and crack, please prepare your self before reading anything. You’ve been warned.
FROM THIS POINT ON, PLEASE PREPARE FOR STOMACHACHE AND TEARS FALLING!!!
--------------------------------------
1,2,3 check check!! Do you hear me?
Clearly?
…
Good~
Hello every one, I’m Matsumoto Jun, call me MatsuJun if you like, ‘cause I’m a storyteller so there will be much easier for me to tell you a good story if you call me by a comfortable name.
^_^!
Well then last week I told you about Superman, so I think today, we should try something different, more cheering and more innocent, we have got too much violence!!!
How about Sleeping beauty?
Now that sounds great! So let’s get started then.
Okay, first let me check the book… oooooh…ahhhh….ewww… borrring!!!
I’d like to add a little bit humor and a little bit adventure, umm romance sounds great too…
HERE WE GO, THE SLEEPING BEAUTY!!!!
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
*thank you!* ~ *flying kisses*
Our story takes place a long time ago, in a land far far away, where fairies still exist and every wish made in the right way can be fulfilled.
There was a peaceful kingdom with beautiful king and queen and their newborn child. The prince Sakurai Sho.
His beauty was so wonderful that on his first birthday, the most powerful fairy came by and ready to give the little prince his best wishes.
The castle was filled with glee and delight and music and food and drink and women and men and kids and servants and tables and chairs and dresses and shoes and titles. *few*
Clearly, except for the royalty’s beauties, the ball was boring.
But suddenly the whole room was lit up by the powerful wave, the fairy had presented!
“I’m beautiful. I’m beautiful.
I’m beautiful, it's true.
I saw my face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to say,
'Cause can I ever be more grace?
I’m beautiful. I’m beautiful.
I’m beautiful, it's true.
I must be an angel with a smile on the lovelyface,
ohhhhh ohhhh
Oh!!!!”
“OHHHH, what a beautiful fairy” - the queen squeaked and the king dropped his jaw.
“Hello! I’m Ohno the fairy! I’m here to day to give the new prince his best wish ever! *he he he he he he he he he he*” - the fairy smile brightly
“Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you! All hail fairy-chan!!!” - the crowd *(fan)* screamed.
“Oh, thanks… let me hear some music and then I can rap your wish little prince.”
Then he settled down a couch and took out his Apple headphone and smart book.
“I wish you would be smart
But not as smart as me
And the tiptop beauty
But of course will less than me.
I wish your fate were flat
And never would be hard
Your road with straight and high
Like a staircase to paradise.
And one day you’ll discover
Your one and only lover
He will be a beauty too
Even slightly, but more than you.
Together you will have
10 kids and 10 pets
Your life will full of laughter
For ever and ever af…”
But unfortunately, before the fairy could finish his last sentence, a cold strong wind swept through the hall making him stopped abruptly.
“Hey, Oh-chan why are you here? You should be home now, dinner is getting cold! And give me back my PS it’s not your smart book!” - a little fairy entered the hall and shout in a high pitch tone.
“Ohno the Fairy” turn around and met his eyes with the other, he suddenly looked taken aback.
“Ooooooooh, OhmiyaSK!” -the women *(fan girl)* scream again.
“Oh, you don’t have to explain, I know everything now, I will talk to you when we are back!” - “Nino the other fairy” said when he saw the little prince.
“It’s seems that I ruin the part about your lover heh? Shall I fix that? Of course I am!” - he jumped excitingly.
“Now give me seat on that couch Oh-chan, I need to make a cool face.”
“Okay… here goes:
And one day you’ll discover
Your one and only lover
He will be a beauty too
Even slightly, but more than you.
Together you will have
10 kids and 10 pets
…” - he paused and thought ‘if he continued Oh-chan wish there would be no fun at all’ so he smirk and sang
“…
Oh but before that time presents
There will be an event
On your 20 birthday, to be exact
You will find a useless object
It’s longed to your love one
You will hold it in your hands.
And on that right moment
Something bad will happen
Your lover will go to a sleep
Ever and ever so deep
You will have to fight
With the hardest of your mind
And when you finish
Your love one will wake right after this.
Then shall you live a happy life
With 10 kids and 10 pets in a line
And your life will full of laughter
For ever and ever after!”
”
“Ahhhh so cooolllll~” - here went the crowd screaming… again
“Okay, now I’m done we should head back, you will have what you deserved for not listening to my request!” - “Nino the other fairy” sighted and take “Ohno the Fairy”’s hands.
“Ah, I forget to pose, hurry up girls, before I change my mind… take a picture!”
20 years later
This is a beautiful day and the day of the prince’s ceremony of birth, he is playing with his forever young uncle Nino. Well more like he is reading and his uncle is playing games.
But sadly he got bored and started to head into the forest *the kingdom’s park* while his uncle is still tapping crazily on his PS.
When Sho the prince goes into the forest, he comes across the most beautiful scene in his life.
There sitting on the bench is the most beautiful young man he has ever seen in his life *well, Ohno the fairy and Nino the other fairy a.k.a forever young uncle Nino*.
Though he is wearing an old cap and jacket, he still looked so stunning. Sho just wishes this lovely young man would throw up these disturbing things. And as “Ohno the fairy” had said, his road always straight without any difficulty, his wish is soon granted.
The you man tosses his cap aside and gracefully
But before the young man can remove the stupid jacket someone calls for him. So quickly he takes it off and whispers to it
“Stay safe my little one…”
And then he leaves it on a bench.
“Eh? Has he just talked to a jacket?” - the prince wonder
Urged by curiosity, the prince approaches the bench and pick the jacket up.
As soon as he touches it, a large hole appears on the jacket and he hears his uncle singing in his head.
“You have touch your lover’s object, now he is put into a deep sleep, if you want to wake him up, you has to fix this hole and kiss him.”
“F…fix this? But I don’t know how!” - the prince said, worried for his beautiful love.
“Eh? Use stitching work you idiot! Now get going, I have to go home, or I’ll be late for dinner and Ohchan will be mad. It’s his day to cook you know~”- his uncle makes a face and then move away from his mind.
Never before has the prince felt so helpless. He has learn everything about art and swordsmanship and literature and politics, but never sewing! How can he do that now?
So the prince comes to uncle Ohno and asks him to teach the prince how to do chore. The fairy refuses to teach him saying that he has to learn by himself.
Being left no choice, he spends days and nights trying to learn how to do such a simple task and finally, after 8 years, he has succeeded in sewing the jacket!
He then quickly put it on his love one body and kiss him gently on the forehead *because this is a fairy tale so the kissing since will be cut*
The brunet wakes up and smiles his unique brilliant smilie.
“Oh, you save me my prince, my Sho chan.”
“How…”
“Do I know your name? Ah uncle forever love fish Ohno made a wish for me years ago with a little help of Nino the fairy!” - he chirps happily.
“I’m so glad you are finally wakes up.”
“And I’m so glad that I can finally meet you.”
“Hey, what’s your name my love?”
“Call me Masaki.”
“Okay, Ma~sa~ki…”- the prince pronounces slowly devouring the sweet, sweet name.
“Umh?”
“Will you marry me and share with me 10 kids?” - Sho asks nervously. A blush is creeping his cheeks.
“Don’t forget 10 pets!”
“As ,many pets as you like, love. Will you accept me?”
“Umn~~~ yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!” - Masaki-chan answer kissing the prince’s forehead, nose, cheeks and lips with each “yes”.
And then they gets up and walk back to the castle together, hand in hand, in the glory sunset.
…….
And they live happily ever after, well not so peaceful if you count the present of their 2 dogs, 3 cats, a parrot, 2 hippos, an elephant and a panda, and a forever-love-fish-uncle Ohno, and a forever-young-uncle Nino. But if you excuse those disadvantages then their life is just utterly wonderful.
The end.
*Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap**Clap*
Oh, thank you, thank you, *ho ho ho*
That’s the story for to day, and now, it’s time for you to take my photos and autographs, hey! Just one at a time and let me make a nice pose first!!!!
THE END
---------------------------------
A/N: I take all the picture at happyeling , please give her our credits for these wonderful scan.
And this may consider as a Birthday present for saizasiren chan, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR!!!!