random shit??
George W. Bush
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
a.. I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days.
b.. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
Military:
a.. I joined the Texas Air National Guard but didn't show up for the
meetings.
b.. I refused to take a physical which included a drug test and was
grounded from flying.
c.. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat
duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE:
a.. I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
b.. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
a.. I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
b.. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I
bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went
bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
c.. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
took land using taxpayer money.
d.. With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil
industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
a.. I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
b.. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden
city in America.
c.. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
in borrowed money.
d.. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
history.
e.. With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over
500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
a.. I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record.
b.. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week.
c.. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
d.. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
e.. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.
f.. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
g.. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost
their jobs and that trend continues every month.
h.. I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history.
i.. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker
named after her.
j.. I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
President.
k.. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.
l.. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.
History, Enron.
m.. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
n.. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution.
o.. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair
than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in
history.
p.. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused
to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
q.. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
r.. I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
s.. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
President in U.S. history.
t.. I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy
in the history of the United States government. I've broken more
international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
u.. I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
v.. I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
w.. I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
x.. I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
y.. I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television.
z.. I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year
period.
aa.. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the
worst security failure in U.S. history.
ab.. I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
ac.. I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering
the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
ad.. I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation.
ae.. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
citizens, and the world community.
af.. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.
ag.. In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
ah.. I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
ai.. I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a
WMD.
aj.. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to
justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
a.. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
b.. All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
c.. All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.
Thinking about my trip... need a new passport. Plus, a russian visa. I'll get that done soon. I do wish that it could be earlier than June. I'm ready to go right now! seriously... I want to get out of here for a bit. *sigh*
That might not be as easy to do in the future as it is right now. I might end up getting a part time job *cries* Part of me hopes they don't call me. And then part of my brain is like - money. So who knows...
People are way too complicated. It's just so much work trying to figure out what's the real reason they feel bad or they're mean. I know i'm very observant and if i know someone well, i can always tell when there's something up... But there's only so much a lil girl like me can do. :)
Dusty! It's a shame that i couldn't come last night... could have taken advantage of you while you were inebriated and stuff. *innocent smile*
The White House, USA
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
a.. I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days.
b.. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
Military:
a.. I joined the Texas Air National Guard but didn't show up for the
meetings.
b.. I refused to take a physical which included a drug test and was
grounded from flying.
c.. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat
duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE:
a.. I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
b.. I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
a.. I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
b.. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I
bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went
bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
c.. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
took land using taxpayer money.
d.. With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil
industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
a.. I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
b.. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden
city in America.
c.. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions
in borrowed money.
d.. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
history.
e.. With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over
500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
a.. I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record.
b.. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week.
c.. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
d.. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
e.. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.
f.. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
g.. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost
their jobs and that trend continues every month.
h.. I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history.
i.. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker
named after her.
j.. I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
President.
k.. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.
l.. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.
History, Enron.
m.. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
n.. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution.
o.. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair
than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in
history.
p.. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused
to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
q.. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
r.. I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
s.. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
President in U.S. history.
t.. I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy
in the history of the United States government. I've broken more
international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
u.. I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations
remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
v.. I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
w.. I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
x.. I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
y.. I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television.
z.. I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year
period.
aa.. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the
worst security failure in U.S. history.
ab.. I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
ac.. I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering
the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
ad.. I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation.
ae.. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
citizens, and the world community.
af.. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.
ag.. In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
ah.. I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans
(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
ai.. I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a
WMD.
aj.. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to
justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
a.. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
b.. All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
c.. All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.
Thinking about my trip... need a new passport. Plus, a russian visa. I'll get that done soon. I do wish that it could be earlier than June. I'm ready to go right now! seriously... I want to get out of here for a bit. *sigh*
That might not be as easy to do in the future as it is right now. I might end up getting a part time job *cries* Part of me hopes they don't call me. And then part of my brain is like - money. So who knows...
People are way too complicated. It's just so much work trying to figure out what's the real reason they feel bad or they're mean. I know i'm very observant and if i know someone well, i can always tell when there's something up... But there's only so much a lil girl like me can do. :)
Dusty! It's a shame that i couldn't come last night... could have taken advantage of you while you were inebriated and stuff. *innocent smile*