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1. Got offered a new job as the home game announcer for the Perth Glory
This means for all the home games of the season I do pre-game crowd warmup stuff - welcome to the venues, announcements about who scored goals and who is being subsituted etc. and half time games/competitions etc. It is the latest challenge - but for $500 a game, I think I am up for it.
2. Keep next Saturday, 2nd September free
My 21st birthday is on the 1st, and I have specially requested to play the Hoo Ha show on the 2nd. So this means your presence is presents enough. Be at Lazy Susan's comedy den, upstairs at the Brisbane hotel, from 8pm with a bunch of friends. This WILL SELL OUT - so get your tickets through BOCS.
I will be playing - so will Dan. Its going to be a massive show and everyone can cheer loudly at any bad joke I make as a birthday present. Afterwards there will probably be partying onwards ever upwards, so be sure to message me if you want some late night shenanigans - I'm going to be up for pretty much anything.... anything.
3. Melbourne and Brisbane
Oh so soon... I am so excited I could (and do) touch myself.
September 6-14
4. Happy Me
Everything is going well - this year has been really the self-determined go-getter in me thriving out of necessity. Its about looking any task in the eye and saying give me one reason why I am not the best person to get what I want. Enjoy the stuff everybody hates doing - and then the highs will be even higher. Fuck things you aren't passionate about. Don't ever doubt the power of charm and wit to see you through any situation. Any....
5. Evidence
Boo hiss. Speak to me after Friday and you'll see a changed man.
Come on charm and wit................
This means for all the home games of the season I do pre-game crowd warmup stuff - welcome to the venues, announcements about who scored goals and who is being subsituted etc. and half time games/competitions etc. It is the latest challenge - but for $500 a game, I think I am up for it.
2. Keep next Saturday, 2nd September free
My 21st birthday is on the 1st, and I have specially requested to play the Hoo Ha show on the 2nd. So this means your presence is presents enough. Be at Lazy Susan's comedy den, upstairs at the Brisbane hotel, from 8pm with a bunch of friends. This WILL SELL OUT - so get your tickets through BOCS.
I will be playing - so will Dan. Its going to be a massive show and everyone can cheer loudly at any bad joke I make as a birthday present. Afterwards there will probably be partying onwards ever upwards, so be sure to message me if you want some late night shenanigans - I'm going to be up for pretty much anything.... anything.
3. Melbourne and Brisbane
Oh so soon... I am so excited I could (and do) touch myself.
September 6-14
4. Happy Me
Everything is going well - this year has been really the self-determined go-getter in me thriving out of necessity. Its about looking any task in the eye and saying give me one reason why I am not the best person to get what I want. Enjoy the stuff everybody hates doing - and then the highs will be even higher. Fuck things you aren't passionate about. Don't ever doubt the power of charm and wit to see you through any situation. Any....
5. Evidence
Boo hiss. Speak to me after Friday and you'll see a changed man.
Come on charm and wit................